Where are all these horny men I keep hearing about?

[parodyluvr75]

http://media4.onsugar.com/files/2013/03/12/3/301/3019466/f2a81a51980632ed_devil.preview.jpg

 

[lovetoread]

Horny men are an urban legend.

Snopes said so.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Horny men are an urban legend.

Snopes said so.

That's what I was afraid of. Just like mixing pop rocks and soda will make your stomach blow up.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

In a sugar coma from stealing Halloween candy.

 

[goalie31]

Did anyone see the last episode Modern Family? Well, in the last episode Cam could not find Waldo to save his life (or Lily's). I feel like something like that is happening here. We (horny men) are all around...so just look to your right...then left...

 

[doctor_insanus]

They're in chat... posting as women.

 

[NickiC]

In hand to hand combat with their self image.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Did anyone see the last episode Modern Family? Well, in the last episode Cam could not find Waldo to save his life (or Lily's). I feel like something like that is happening here. We (horny men) are all around...so just look to your right...then left...

I don't know the show you're talking about but I think the ones on the right and the left are exaggerating their horniness.

They're in chat... posting as women.

So you're saying LTR and I are the only real women in chat? That actually explains a lot.

 

[doctor_insanus]

So you're saying LTR and I are the only real women in chat? That actually explains a lot.

Sorry.

Don't let them fool you!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Sorry.

Don't let them fool you!

I won't anymore, but now I just feel foolish.

 

[Wife of Bath]

In my experience, horny men are everywhere. Every-where.

 

[spacekowboy]

Not one here.


Noop.

 

[MischiefMan65]

In my experience, horny men are everywhere. Every-where.

I would have to agree. Horny ALL the time!

 

[parodyluvr75]

Not one here.


Noop.

^^^proof


I think they are all hiding some place warm.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Not one here.


Noop.

You Lie.

 

[spacekowboy]

^^^proof


I think they are all hiding some place warm.

I'd like to hide something in a nice warm place.

 

[spacekowboy]

You Lie.

You're blowing my cover, homes!

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd like to hide something in a nice warm place.

I may have been tricked. Post your horns or I won't believe you.

 

[spacekowboy]

I only have one.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You're a unicorn?

 

[spacekowboy]

You're a unicorn?

Of sorts.

 

[PayDay]

We're busy doing unimportant things and waiting.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Of sorts.

From what I've heard, that makes you rare.

 

[parodyluvr75]

We're busy doing unimportant things and waiting.

What are you waiting for?

 

[spacekowboy]

From what I've heard, that makes you rare.

I am indeed rare. ...


But I'd rather be well done.