Where are all the indie-hipsters?

[Mr. Show]

No one jamming to Shins and getting ready to watch Napoleon Dynamite for the fifth time? No cramming for your music history test? No one filling in applications for film school? No one hunting down My So Called Life on DVD?
Where are you, my self-deprecating brethren?

 

[Mr. Show]

perhaps I should have inquired after the internet poker players?