When you're horny...

[Alyrahh]

and that certain someone, who's always there for you when you're in need of a little "stimulation" isn't online, what do you do?

I've not had this problem before, and it's really, really frustrating!

 

[Guest]

 

[Samuari]

Just what did you have in mind, Hun? Email me if you wish.

 

[Mustang Sally]

just stating the obvious, no humour or imagination in this reply

Do a little flying solo, using the fabulous imagination I'm sure you have to really get yer motor running. Got any favourite fantasies? Think back to your most exciting encounter with this special someone and relive it. Or, if all else fails, I understand there are some eRotic stories on this site. Maybe you could check those out?

...or maybe go down to the local club and find that hottie you mentioned the other night

 

[coach]

Poor Aly I hate seeing a frustrated lady!

 

[Juliangel]

as you can see I am here, he signed off and went to bed about 30 minutes ago.

 

[Alyrahh]

Well, Luscious Lioness, I guess I must not be the "play with" type. Care to give me lessons? LOL

coach, I can feel your sympathy, too bad I can't feel the rest of ya!

Sally, I'll tell ya ALL about it on ICQ chicky hehe

Samuari, thanks hon, you're a sweetie.

Juliangel, Isn't that depressing? I hope your "playmate" took care of you nicely first!

 

[Guest]

When I am horny and my man isn't online: As brought to you by Tiggs

When I am horny and my man isn't online, I run out to the store and buy a phone card! I don't know what it is, but cybering has basically lost its fun too. If I can't hear him, I can't (well, it's no fun at least!) cum!!

 

[Xander]

What can I say. When I'm horney and a certain someone, who has a very uhm positive effect on me.

I dream about the certain someone. Make my own fantacy about her. And when she then finally log on...OH BOY look out. Horny Danish Dude...COMING THROUGH!!!

 

[Alyrahh]

LOL Tiggs, sounds like someone has spoiled you!

Xander, you cyber-God you hehe

 

[Guest]

LOL Tiggs, sounds like someone has spoiled you!

Yes, he has!!! Like I mentioned in Isabella's thread (the newest phone sex one) cyber just doesn't even do it anymore! I need to hear his voice! Damn, I'm a lovesick fool!!!!!

 

[Guest]

P.S.

We can burn up a 100 min. phone card in one night easily!!

 

[Samuari]

Tiggs, what's your number?

 

[Guest]

Tiggs, what's your number?

867-5309

 

[Ravenloft]

100 minutes?! Damn! How much can one cum in 100 minutes?

 

[Ravenloft]

Jenny?! Is that you?!
Where you been girl!
I've been trying to call you!
Always a buissy signal though!
Did you finally get the internet?!
Bout time you left the 80's!!!

 

[Guest]

100 minutes?! Damn! How much can one cum in 100 minutes?

Well, you made me cum (what was it?) 4 times easily with that 80 min. card! And, if we got the basic talking out of the way, I'm sure it could be more! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net2/love.gif

 

[Ravenloft]

Just four?! Damn I must be slipping in my old age... I usually try for at least five... Shucks...

 

[Guest]

Hee hee hee. You're cute!