When Worlds collide.

[Nimbus Speculi]

Does anyone here beleive in UFOs?
I just saw a great site about UFOS and abductions. Kinda made me spooked. It had pictures and quotes from National leaders. The one where Ronald Reagan claimed that "an Alien force was already among us" gave me the willies.

Is this stuff on the level?

You can see it at http://www.nightwatch2001.com

 

[Todd]

I could tell you the real truth behind UFO's and aliens but you would think me a crazy

 

[Nimbus Speculi]

LOL! That's funny!

You may be right.

 

[Angel]

Tell us Toddy!

 

[Gymble]

Aliens don't exist.
Whatever you've seen or think you've seen was an illusion. In fact, this post never happened.

.. I'll be on my way now. I'll be taking a car like all you earthlings, fellow earthling I mean. *walking away quickly* Whoo, I almost lost it that time.

 

[Siren]

Here's the truth.....

 

[Andra_Jenny]

Unidentified Flying Object

Yeah, people see things all the time they cannot identify. When I was a small child, the blimp passed overhead. The thing was, that at first and for the longest time, it was coming straight at us, so all you saw was an oval that looked like it had a ring around it getting bigger and bigger. I thought sure aliens were coming and I was so excited. And the best part was that I was a kid, so when it turned out to be THE BLIMP, I was not dissapointed, but even more excited!

 

[WriterDom]

Re: Here's the truth.....

I could tell you the real truth behind UFO's and aliens but you would think me a crazy

Todd is an alien.

It's true... His ship is powered by Zognat which is only found on this planet in vaginal secretions. That's why he wants your panties.

 

[Expertise]

We're waiting....

I could tell you the real truth behind UFO's and aliens but you would think me a crazy

Enlighten us o' knower of all things mysterious.LOL

Seriously Todd i'm interested in your take on this.

 

[jcgirl]

I could tell you the real truth behind UFO's and aliens but you would think me a crazy

Oh, this should be interesting......

 

[Expertise]

Todd!!!

You have about an hour befor I call those geeks from the X-Files..... "The Lone Gunmen" or whatever they are called.

Spill the beans

 

[Neale]

fnord

Perhaps they were monitoring the posts. He could, even now, be having his ...ahem... probed by little grey/green/blue guys.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Exp!

what are you and your 7.5 self doing online so late? hehe

 

[Todd]

The UFo's are none other than

 

[Expertise]

Todds virginity stolen by Aliens......

(Reuters) Woodstock NB Canada

RCMP confirmed today that the semi nude man found wandering through fields near the Meduxenkeag River was Todd F. of Woodstock NB.

Mr F, when found by members of the local RCMP detatchment, was weeping uncontrolably with a large peice of metal, of indeterminite and possibly extra-planetary origin, protruding from his rectum.

He kept repeating the words "Never, Lamat Nilumatain Soph, pharma cartel, polar bear dip".

Strangley Mr. F now experiences seizures resulting in instant unconciousness whenever he is near a microwave oven or the garlic and onions section of the produce department at the local Sobeys Supermarket.

 

[Todd]

Rotflmbo

 

[Chuckus]

Re: We're waiting....

I could tell you the real truth behind UFO's and aliens but you would think me a crazy

Enlighten us o' knower of all things mysterious.LOL

Seriously Todd i'm interested in your take on this.

Me too, I gotta hear this.............and for the record I think it is possible there are UFO's that are from other planets, this universe is to big.......anything is possible in my mind.

 

[Todd]

The UFo's are none other than

Who editted out my post I had a pretty near 1000 word post and this is all that is left of it sniffles, was it Laurel and Manu or was it "them". "they " know i know "thier" secrets. No not Laurel and Manu secrets but "them" thier secrets.

 

[scylis]

*walks in wearing black suite and tie*

ladies and gentlemen, if i could have your attn, please!

*holds up little silver cylnder with rounded tips*

before you ask, no, it's not a vibrator.. this little thingy here is a Neuralizer.. it emitts a flash of light that will erase a predetermined amount of your memory.. once it has been erased, you will forget everything that happened here and can go about your happy little lives with peice of mind..

*to the other black suited guys that just arrived in a big truck*
alright, let's get some fires in gas main pattern D centering on this spot *points to the curb a few feet away*.. standard gas main scenario, people.. let's move!

*turns back to everybody*
as i was saying.. if you could just look right here *motions to neuralizer*, we can get things rolling..

*bright flash*
*everybody stares blankly into space for a few moments then groggily shakes their heads, coming to again*
MAN!! are you people are lucky to be alive!! some idiot did a piss-poor job when putting in the gas main, eventually causing the explosion that just occured.. i'm Deputy Director Oliver from the city utilities department, and if you all would be so kind as to come over this way, my friend here will be glad to help you with any problems that this might have caused...