When will the ideal woman turn into my wife?

[Liar]

Just askin'

 

[neonlyte]

Just askin'

Why do you want a wife when you've already got a squirrel?
















Or am I missing something over the chewing on the nuts thing

 

[LadyAria]

Just askin'

I guess when you propose?

 

[minsue]

It's too late. I've already claimed the ideal woman as my wife.

 

[S-Des]

It's on the instructions...you have to inflate her first.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

Sorry, Liar, dear, but it's too late. I'm already married.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

Sorry, Liar, dear, but it's too late. I'm already married.

As am I

 

[arienette]

As am I

However, I am not so you may still be in luck.

 

[impressive]

When will your wife turn into the ideal woman?

 

[CharleyH]

When will your wife turn into the ideal woman?

LOL to yours and other answers. LOL


You know? I had asked myself that for years, and almost concluded that my ideal man was in a womans body, or my ideal woman was in a man's LOL. Sorry - not helpful.

 

[matriarch]

It's too late. I've already claimed the ideal woman as my wife.

Dammit woman, I LOVE you.

 

[CharleyH]

Dammit woman, I LOVE you.

Aww. Sweet.

 

[CharleyH]

Dammit woman, I LOVE you.

Sweet. to you both!

 

[minsue]

Sweet. to you both!

Isn't she, tho?

es back

 

[rgraham666]

Eh. Gave up chasing women for New Year's.

It's rather a weight off my shoulders. I'm enjoying it.

 

[angrybarcode]

Eh. Gave up chasing women for New Year's.

It's rather a weight off my shoulders. I'm enjoying it.

So what do you do now? Just throw bricks and drag them back later?

 

[matriarch]

Eh. Gave up chasing women for New Year's.

It's rather a weight off my shoulders. I'm enjoying it.

I gave up chasing women the minute I met the gosling......on a sun deck, overlooking the beach at P-town, with Vella throwing water over her from a window in our apartment overlooking the deck. She was exhausted from almost 40 hours without sleep, travelling from Az, but she looked beautiful to me, and the longer I was with her, the more beautiful she looked.

 

[BBWetKitty]

Perhaps you're not her ideal and worth the effort of her changing?

 

[CharleyH]

Eh. Gave up chasing women for New Year's.

It's rather a weight off my shoulders. I'm enjoying it.

Hm, you said you were bored and watching YouTube



much luck RG!

 

[CharleyH]

I gave up chasing women the minute I met the gosling......on a sun deck, overlooking the beach at P-town, with Vella throwing water over her from a window in our apartment overlooking the deck. She was exhausted from almost 40 hours without sleep, travelling from Az, but she looked beautiful to me, and the longer I was with her, the more beautiful she looked.

OH DO NOT BRAG with those full tits in our faces!

 

[minsue]

OH DO NOT BRAG with those full tits in our faces!

. .

 

[CharleyH]

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[Liar]

When will your wife turn into the ideal woman?

Easy. When she says "I do". It will prove her impeccable taste in men. Most important criteria there is.

 

[impressive]

Easy. When she says "I do". It will prove her impeccable taste in men. Most important criteria there is.

Indeed.

 

[kendo1]

My wife is already the ideal woman.
She's waiting upstairs for me.