When we talk on the phone she...........

[GhEtToBoY]

Yeah,


I need help from some of the ladies here.


You see sometimes my girlfriend and I are talking on the phone, and we will get aroused, and i will not know what to say to her, but yet, i can seem to keep masturbating while talking to her. I dont have any ideas what i should do, or say to her. Any tips?

 

[lobito]

of course guys don't have any opinions on this subject...

 

[GhEtToBoY]

ok, sorry, EVERYONE here. Sorry.


So any advice?

 

[freakygirl]

Why do these posts always remind me of questions asked by teenage boys?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I would say to keep up the good work. Masturbate 10-15 times a day if you can. Then you will grow healthy, wealthy, and raw.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Why do these posts always remind me of questions asked by teenage boys?

Next will be "Do you like anal phone sex?"

 

[GhEtToBoY]

God, The reason i ask this shit, is because im sitting here a fucking virgin for chirst sakes, so i have NO UTTER CLUE to what girls want to hear ok.


JESUS FUCKING CHIRST.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

"Do you like anal phone sex?"

Yes. But girls you need to make sure I get lubed up properly first.

 

[Pyper]

You guys play too hard with the newbies.

 

[celiaKitten]

Next will be "Do you like anal phone sex?"

Ouch.

 

[sunstruck]

Ok, ok calm down! There are plenty of experts around here. Fact is you don't have to say much. Just let things happen and they will. Don't think about it. I think the first time most people have phone sex it's a lot of "What are you doing?" little sigh. "Nothin'" giggle "what are YOU doing?" groan.

Takes time to progress to "Oh yeah! Right there! Rub it harder! Fuck yes!"

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Fuck I am a newbie!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

God, The reason i ask this shit, is because im sitting here a fucking virgin for chirst sakes, so i have NO UTTER CLUE to what girls want to hear ok.


JESUS FUCKING CHIRST.

Just be yourself. We can't tell you what to say, or what you should say. You yourself have to test the waters, and see where things go. It's all about exploration my friend.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Yes. But girls you need to make sure I get lubed up properly first.

I can see you lubing up a phone booth.

 

[Lancecastor]

Good question Ghettoboy.

Sunstruck and I have a LOT of phone sex and what we do is this thing where we pretend she's a spoilt little grrl disgusted by an old perv (me) tying her up and pawing her.

She gets so wrapped up in it you'd think she meant it; and she gets realllly hot and cums like the space shuttle on blastoff.

What works for you and your babe will be different, of course, but roleplaying like Sunstruck and I do is one idea for you.

Have fun!

Lance

 

[sunstruck]

It's just sad how much you want me Lance. Really.

By the way, UPS called. Those boxers you tried to mail me set off some kind of health warning alert. Killed three sniffer dogs. Seriously man, cease and desist. I'm not interested.

 

[GhEtToBoY]

Good question Ghettoboy.

Sunstruck and I have a LOT of phone sex and what we do is this thing where we pretend she's a spoilt little grrl disgusted by an old perv (me) tying her up and pawing her.

She gets so wrapped up in it you'd think she meant it; and she gets realllly hot and cums like the space shuttle on blastoff.

What works for you and your babe will be different, of course, but roleplaying like Sunstruck and I do is one idea for you.

Have fun!

Lance

Thanks alot man.

 

[Lancecastor]

Thanks alot man.

No problem.

 

[Lancecastor]

See, GB...works like a charm.

Try not to be too too nice to her, at least not for the sake of being nice.

Find and maintain your chi, you know?

Steven Seagall movies are good inspiration.

It's just sad how much you want me Lance. Really.

By the way, UPS called. Those boxers you tried to mail me set off some kind of health warning alert. Killed three sniffer dogs. Seriously man, cease and desist. I'm not interested.

 

[GhEtToBoY]

See, GB...works like a charm.

Try not to be too too nice to her, at least not for the sake of being nice.

Find and maintain your chi, you know?

Steven Seagall movies are good inspiration.

I guess so. Now shes telling me that i have to make the first moves when we are together in public.

 

[sunstruck]

Ghetoboy, you just became prey. Run now. Dumbass fodder.

Oh wait, you're another rehash arent' you? How orignial. YOu and Lance make a lovely couple.

He like it when you use the three foot dildo.

 

[Lancecastor]

I guess so. Now shes telling me that i have to make the first moves when we are together in public.

Well, she shouldn't have to tell you that, dude. Next time she says that, politely inform her you'll make a move when you're good and ready. Then bite her neck, slap her ass and walk away.

 

[penguindance]

 

[kotori]

do you read any of the stories here? the ones about couples? tell her a story. tell her that you've just come home from a hard day at work or school, and you're really tense. tell how good she looks in that, and how you're starting to feel better already. . .tell her what would make you feel good. ask her what would make her feel good. describe what you'd do to make her feel good. ask her if she likes it. imagine what you'd do if you were together, and then describe it. think of it like a movie, like you're explaining a movie to someone who can't see it at the same time.

...not that i have any experience with this sort of thing.

 

[GhEtToBoY]

Ghetoboy, you just became prey. Run now. Dumbass fodder.

Oh wait, you're another rehash arent' you? How orignial. YOu and Lance make a lovely couple.

He like it when you use the three foot dildo.

You know what bitch, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I might be a newbie, but I sure know when someone is trying to insult me. So shut the fuck up ok. I swear some of the people here have a very VERY low IQ, and whatever.......Shut the fuck up Sun, your a bitch, nuff said.