When was the last time...

LAST NIGHT! Too bad she has to work tomorrow otherwise I would be doing it right now.
 
The Last Time

Wednesday morning for me. It almost made me late for work but fortunately, it all came out okay...

Was that a poor word choice? LOL
-Smackdab
 
August 14th, 1994. Wife has no desire & my friend got married and won't play anymore. This sucks.
 
Flashlover said:
August 14th, 1994. Wife has no desire & my friend got married and won't play anymore. This sucks.
Gosh Flashlover.......I didn't think ANYONE had been as long as I had!! (Oct. '98 for me). It appears our wives must be related. At least you had a "friend" for awhile. Surely there's someplace long-suffering guys like us can get some "relief". (Lurkers please spare us of "hand" suggestions). And also the suggestion of "leaving" (our wives). I have a pretty good woman except for her no-sex attitude. Hang in there Flash......maybe another "friend" will come along. :cool:
 
Mine wait has been about a year. That is a long time. I hope I fnd that friend sometime before I get too old to do it. lol. Seems like a lot of folks are getting it regularly. Lucky them. Glad somebody is at least.
 
suzieq4u_r said:
mmmmm I'd have to say 5 am this morning....very nice wake up call :cathappy:

I totally agree that is a nice wakeup call. Wish somebody would give me a wakeup call. lol
 
2 months.

almost 2 months...what a drag. i had a sweet girl , and we took really good care of each other, but she left town for a job out west. now i
m starting to wonder how long it will be til the next time...aaaah! my brain works better and life is much nicer and more relaxed with regular sex. i had better sex with this girl than i had in my previous 16 years of marriage. i'm going to miss her.
 
Hey there!

Been since early May, for me and there are times I just want to climb the walls. I shake my head in wonder for you gents who are in a non-sexual marriage... don't think I'd have the abiding patience or tolerance for that. But then again I never thought I'da lasted 9 months!

Looking4Fun46 - you pop up on many good threads... even if this one is a bit depressing *sigh*
Lilyfeet
 
yep.

my marriage was pretty up and down in the sex department. she had a lot of self-image issues. it is very painful to still be young but feel like you will be trapped forever in a marriage with lousy sex. i guess the irony here is that she ended up pulling the rug out from under me and calling it quits. i'm glad, though. i've had some really good times since. i just wish i was having them NOW. where do i meet women, and more importantly, women who aren't looking for tall, dark rich guys? anyone out there interested in an average height fair skinned blonde guy who has a sharp wit, can cook, give backrubs, have long intelligent conversations, make them laugh AND screw them silly?
 
Ahh, Willing...
Tennessee is too far. And on my end...why is a man afraid of a larger, curvy woman? My Ex used to say that if my bust stuck out larger than my tummy, I wasn't fat, I was sexy. Guess I should get my well-rounded self to another culture, or time, when my fertile-looking figure would have been the envy of all....
*smiles at the image*
Lilyfeet
 
curvy is good. i could really go for being embraced by a nice soft woman right now. a confident, sexy woman is an exciting thing. i just need the wind knocked out of me right now. i keep waking up with a huge hard on and asking it 'well, what do you want?' ha! :D


lilyfeet said:
Ahh, Willing...
Tennessee is too far. And on my end...why is a man afraid of a larger, curvy woman? My Ex used to say that if my bust stuck out larger than my tummy, I wasn't fat, I was sexy. Guess I should get my well-rounded self to another culture, or time, when my fertile-looking figure would have been the envy of all....
*smiles at the image*
Lilyfeet
 
Well lets see...


I'm actually beginning to feel like Roosevelt was still in office... :rolleyes: God, I hate these dry spells... :(

Any young ladys wanna help a great guy down on his luck... :confused:

You can call me "Milk"! Cause I'll do your body good... :p
 
Never...I'm a virgin, for the past 22 years. A few bad episodes have caught me off guard in the worst way, so I keep my distance. Of course now I walk around wanting to jump every guy on the street....
 
Seems to be a mixed crowd here at lit, some getting it and some are not. For the people that are getting is on a regular basis, what brings you here? Maybe I will have to start a thread with this subject. So how many people came today? :D

Lillyfeet, sometimes there are interesting threads to comment on and sometimes I just like to whine. lol. This thread is not meant to be depressing but I can see how it can lead to some whining for us having a dry spell.

Nessi, you did not tell us how good it was. Come on, give us some details. lol
 
lets see , on march 3rd it will be 2 LONG MONTHS....... Although i did go 2 years without it once but not by choice....


but yes 2 long months, no masturbating, no wet dreams , nothing. and the future isn't looking too promising either. damn these men with their morals. lol
 
Oh, MDutchess...No self-relief/gratification, either? Is this your penance for lent or something?
 
well taking a line from one of my favorite songs and putting my own twist to it.

some people claim there's a man to blame.



actually i think i am looking for more than just instant gratification...
 
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