When was the last time you got laid?

[miles]

Cybering, solo masturbation, phone sex, and gerbils do not count.

 

[Mischka]

 

[lilminx]

Monday night, to be exact...
but I wish I got laid more often than I do now. Once every week or two just isn't cutting it for me.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Do past lifes count?

If not the answer is never.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

i've gotten laid twice in the last 24 hours.. and i'm ready to go again

 

[Mistress]

Damn about 2-3 months ago...

Sighs And masturbation everynight/day just isn't cutting it any more

 

[horny_giraffe]

haha great question. Soy un perdedor -- I'm lucky to get it at all. Thank God I'm not responsible for the continuation of the human race.

 

[Summery]

9 weeks ago! Sounds better than saying it's been over 2 months.

 

[nasty]

Monday night, to be exact...
but I wish I got laid more often than I do now. Once every week or two just isn't cutting it for me.

You realize, I can't make it to the city EVERYDAY!?!?!?!?!?!? Seriously, I get laid ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!! Laid down to bed.

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[cymbidia]

October 16th. LA. Early in the morning, just before i exceeded every speed limit in the world hauling ass back to San Diego to catch my plane.


When will i get laid next?
December 9th. Sometime after 6pm at night, probably in car about ten seconds after we say "hello and "at last" and "i love you". We're both about to crack with the stress.

Thereafter: every day, forever.


I'm with Mistress.
Masturbation just sucks.

 

[IA951]

to answer the question

Bill Clinton had just started his first term of office.

 

[BigTungChef]

December 1992! satisfied???cuz i damn sure am not

 

[IA951]

December 1992! satisfied???cuz i damn sure am not

yep, it's been that long

Oh, I'm very satisfied my friend
I get stoned everyday and dabble in the stronger painkillers, so I'm beyound satisfied, I'm out of this fucking world, man.
Another fucking world is where I'm at, dig?..stacked over the day to day problems

 

[Azwed]

I actualy got laid this morning and last night. Damnit why isn't that an option.

 

[seXieleXie]

last friday (woo...)
and why does masturbation suck? i mean, it's NOTHING compared to the real thing, but isn't it better than nothing at all?

 

[Xander]

Between 2-3 months ago.......

 

[Paradox]

Ummm, Wednesday. And, it was GREAT!

Not trying to rub salt in anyone's wounds...just a bit pleased is all.

 

[Scabbers]

within the week

but it was a cash transaction

 

[plasticman33]

Exactly two weeks ago today! And just about this time! Unfortunately I had to fly back home!

 

[gridiron]

Never..

*Sighs* Oh well..

 

[Sabineteas]

Agggghhhh!

I had to look and do the poll......

It's been so long, if it wasn't for Lit I would have forgotten what an erect penis looks like<sigh>.

 

[Georgia Girl]

All of last weekend and then alas, he had to fly back home. I'm using all of my feminine wiles trying to lure him back.

Boing....boing.....boing.....boing

 

[cymbidia]

why does masturbation suck? i mean, it's NOTHING compared to the real thing, but isn't it better than nothing at all?

Sometimes lately, oddly enough, i'd almost rather be all uptight and sexually needy than to masturbate. Masturbation has become a joyless mechanical thing for me, and i know it's just my headspace at the moment, but i'm really not liking it much at all of late.

Fingers on my clit or vibrator, that's my big choice, and maybe something in my ass if i want to go to that trouble. When i run the heated scenarios, usually memories, through my brain that usually prompts my body to follow, lately my body doesn't want to follow - it just wants my brain to think and remember and dream and hope about the next time. I need the peculiar heat i can only get from MS' touch, his real touch, and just remembering it isn't working all that well these days for me.

FUCK i'm frustrated.

December 9th December 9th December 9th
All the waiting will be over for both of us on December 9th.

 

[wkdclwn]

Last night ( Nov.29)