When was the last time you came?

[T.H. Oughts]

You know.... got your rocks off.... got extra juicy..... spurt all over the place....

Were you by yourself or with a partner?

What made you so horny that you had to cum?



For me it was about an 90 minutes ago, by myself thinking of the fun I had last night.......

 

[lovetoread]

I had one at about noon today.

It was while on the phone and I touched while he made love to me with his words.

What a way to spend a lunch break,huh?

 

[Complete J]

I would have to say...

..yesterday, about 30 minutes before i actually signed up to this forum.

I had read Mistress's "Naughty Girl" story, and it just completely got me in the mood. I had to rush to the restroom and give myself a little workdown to keep from getting shifty at my desk. I then decided that if something turned me on so much, I might want to look into it more.

I like the idea of erotic literature. The mind is such a great tool for creating and following through on millions of fantasies. I dislike the misnomer that men dont get this elaborate fantasies, and prefer to just get off and be done.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll write about one of my (few) experiences.

 

[Black_Bird]

Noon today, after I had tried shaving for the second time... feels sooo damn good.

 

[tn_8tiv]

You know.... got your rocks off.... got extra juicy..... spurt all over the place....

Were you by yourself or with a partner?

What made you so horny that you had to cum?



For me it was about an 90 minutes ago, by myself thinking of the fun I had last night.......

Yesterday. She was chatting with me and I got so horny I had to get in my car and go for a ride! Brought back a coffee cup full of cream!

 

[Starblayde]

An answer plus a joke:

Last night at about 4am, some minutes after talking to Halo on the phone

A crusty old Air Force Colonel finds himself at a gala event hosted by a local arts college. There is no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approaches the colonel for conversation.

"Excuse me, " says the student, "but you seem a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"No," says the Colonel, "I'm just serious by nature."

The young lady looks at his awards and decorations and says "It looks like you have seen a lot of action"

"Yes, a lot of action." replies the soldier

"Look," cries the girl, angry at his unconversational manner "You should lighten up a little. Relax, Enjoy yourself."

"When the colonel replies that he already is the girl snaps.

"Stop being so formal!" she shouts, "I mean, when was the last time you had sex?"

The Colonel looks at her. "Well, that would be 1955," he replies.

The girl cackles in triumph. "Thats it," she laughs "you've got a hang-up about sex. You need to chill out! No sex since 1955! Isnt that a little extreme?"

"Oh I dont know," says the Colonel, glancing at his watch. "Its only 2130 now."

(edited for speedy-typing)

 

[tn_8tiv]

Re: An answer plus a joke:

A crusty old Air Force Colonel finds himself at a gala event hosted by a local arts college. There is no shortage of young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approaches the colonel for conversation.

"Excuse me, " says the student, "but you seem a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"No,2 says the colonel, "I'm just serious by nature."

The young lady looks at his awards and decorations and say "It looks like you have seen a lot of action"

"Yes, a lot of action." replies the soldier

"Look," cries the girl, angry at his unconversational manner "You should lighten up a little. Relax, Enjoy yourself."

"When the colonel replies that he already is the girl snaps.

"Stop being so formal!" she shouts, "I mean, when was the last time you had sex?"

The colonel looks at her. "Well, that would be 1955," he replies.

The girl cackles in triumph. "Thats it," she laughs "you've got a hang-up about sex. You need to chill out! No sex since 1955! Isnt that a little extreme?"

"Oh I dont know," says teh Colone, glancing at his watch. "Its only 2130 now."

ROFLMAO. I think I was that Colonel

 

[plasticman33]

You know.... got your rocks off.... got extra juicy..... spurt all over the place....

Were you by yourself or with a partner?

What made you so horny that you had to cum?



For me it was about an 90 minutes ago, by myself thinking of the fun I had last night.......

Right after I ate that strawberry jam you sent me!

Hmmm, what a strange effect.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: An answer plus a joke:

"Oh I dont know," says teh Colone, glancing at his watch. "Its only 2130 now."

LMAO... thats the most clever joke I've read in ages

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Re: When was the last time you came?

Right after I ate that strawberry jam you sent me!

Lucky lad, and it's not even your birthday today

 

[DartmouthCouple]

I got off 30 minutes ago after I got through the door. I love coming home and finding that I'm my lover's supper.

 

[TigerClaw]

You Gotta know how to please YOUR woman....

I had one at about noon today.

It was while on the phone and I touched while he made love to me with his words.

What a way to spend a lunch break,huh?

I please her every way possible. Hell, she has done things for me no woman has ever done. She is my sub, at times my Tigress and My Love. As she is willing to do anything to please me I reward and please her with Deep Love.

GRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Phoenyx]

What time is it now?

 

[sabbathstorm]

The last time I came was the night before last. We've had to slow down a little so last night was a rest. Tonight is an anything goes kind of night so I might be updating

 

[perks]

'bout an hour ago. Unfortunately by myself, actually not unfortunately, I'm pretty good at it. I just enjoy extra verbal encouragement when I'm alone. I think I have an aural addiction.

 

[Mr.Luv69]

Last Night on the phone with one of my dear friends. But I might be updating later.

 

[riff]

This morning!

 

[Lady_Kit]

24 hours ago....I bought some new things for Spring....a darling black lace bra, trimmed in red, and a matching thong...Of course I had to show him.

Then we started talking about a new friend, imagining how she would enjoy my wardrobe additions.

Before we knew it, we needed a quickie before dinner.

Maybe I should shop more often.

Kit

 

[alltherage]

First thing this morning. I woke up with a serious case of the oh my goodnesses. Fortunately, i was the first one away and able to scratch that itch. My mornings go so well when I can do that.

 

[christophe]

last night!

 

[heterotic]

About a month. Yeah, it hurts sometimes, but I'm too busy to go find people... Luckily, a little bit of Zazen keeps me from exploding...

 

[Allexus_TN]

almost 5 hours ago. I got to thinking about a past sexual experience, and got too worked up to sit still. Ah...sweet relief!