When the wifey be away, I be sad and lonely

[Weevil]

I have the whole weekend to myself for the first time in a while.

And I tell you, I'm at a loss for what to do.

I truly have become everything I once despised.

Unless......

I should throw the greatest party ever! Beer! Girls! Property Damage!

hmmm. Don't drink. Married. It's my property.

Shucks.

 

[Wiggles]

Hmm, drink the milk out of the container...

Leave the toilet seat up....

Run around the house naked....

Post on Lit religiously...

Masturbate in all those places you've never tried before...

Just some ideas to get you started.

 

[JennyOmanHill]

I have the whole weekend to myself for the first time in a while.

And I tell you, I'm at a loss for what to do.

I truly have become everything I once despised.

Unless......

I should throw the greatest party ever! Beer! Girls! Property Damage!

hmmm. Don't drink. Married. It's my property.

Shucks.

Looks like you just talked yourself out of a great weekend!!

I'm facing a lonely one as well, but will try to get things done for a change! (Plus there's always LIT!!)

 

[Weevil]

Man, I do four of those things already.

And there aren't many places left that I haven't, uh, dated Madame Palm and her five lovely daughters.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You are going to spend it on lit annoting the shit out of us.

Go to the ice hockey, go see the raptors play... just a couple of ideas.