WHen the iguana is an arsonist

[Calamity Jane]

THe iguana likes to rearrange his cage. Apparently, this is normal iguana behavior.

Tonight, the iguana decided to rearrange his branch directly on top of his heat lamp. I'd imagine it took awhile before I smelled the smoke all the way upstairs.

I ran downstairs to see what smelled like smoke. Once you've lived in a house that caught on fire, you never take that smell lightly again.

No candles were lit, no evidence of anything butning... until I look in the iguana's cage, and see him sitting on a log that is smokin away and sitting on the lamp. You'd think the stupid animal wouldn't still be sitting on a smoldering branch.

He tried to bite me when I stuck my hand in there to rescue him.

Fucking idiot.

 

[Smiley777]

Yet another tale of a lizard gone wrong. I blame the public schools.

That thread title is kickin!

 

[freakygirl]

Ok

when I think of a cowgirl... I think cows.. horses.. pigs.. some chickens (rooster too) and maybe a couple of goats

but an iguana? what the hell kind of farm do you have

I heard iguana skins make cute purses

 

[Calamity Jane]

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LOL... you asked!

I have a German Shepard named Wolfgang... he's like the terribly cute but slightly stupid jock from high school

a Greyhound/pointer mix named Rebel that kills anything she can catch... which means we have no raccoons or possums anywhere near our yard. Unfortunately, it also means she smells really bad when she decides the skunks need killing too.

a yorkshire terrier/lab cross that's about 100 years old and deaf as a post.

A black Paint mare named Heidi that's kind of like the german shepard as far as brains go

Two black welsh ponies named Special and Lil Bit. Lil Bit is bred to a Morgan and due in July.

A Thoroughbred/Paint mare named Orca (the killer horse, get it?) that's completely psychotic and the love of my life.

16 chickens that all have names

a goose named Lucy (of course)

a grey tabby cat named Tom that lives on the back porch.

an orange tabby named Spot that makes me crazy, and if it wasn't for the fact that my kid loves him, he'd live outside too.

a grey cat named Turkey that is more like a dog than any of the dogs are.

*edited to add:

a couple of fish and the iguana that we're getting next week

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6 more chicks just hatched the other day.