When one needs to hide the Family Jewels...

[Cath!]

Try this...

"Doctors carrying out an autopsy on the body of Viorel Tudoz, 40, a Ukaranian who died in a Portuguese prison, found he had cut diamonds concealed under his foreskin. Tudoz, who committed suicide, may have belonged to a diamond smuggling network, police said."


Maybe I am missing out on one of the best hiding places known to man...but wouldn't that hurt?

 

[lobito]

I like to keep my jewels in da trunk BAYBEEEEE.
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[Vinny]

Philippines

Overseas, they actually cut small slits into their shafts and place fiberglass marbles in it. This supposedly gives the women intense pleasure.

 

[Cherry]

EEEeeeeeeeuuuuuuwwwwwww!

SMEGGA ALERT!

 

[bluespoke]

Maybe I am missing out on one of the best hiding places known to man...but wouldn't that hurt?

Why do you think he committed suicide?

 

[phrodeau]

If skin is irritated it gets tougher and thicker.

But if I were him, I'd have stuck with pearls.