When Man first walked erect

Probably Lilith.


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Lilith, of course. And then Eve came along, but she was busy hanging off of someone else's "serpent." ;)
 
How big is the average fig leaf? Personally, I think wearing leafs as pants is a bunch of crap. Now a banana leaf, that would be cro magnum.
 
Was Eve hanging from his cock? Or was it some hairy bitch?


Oh, Eve was totally hairy. The first woman to trim the pubes was Bathsheba. This is one of the little-known biblical facts expunged by King James, along with commandments 11 through 17.
 
Oh, Eve was totally hairy. The first woman to trim the pubes was Bathsheba. This is one of the little-known biblical facts expunged by King James, along with commandments 11 through 17.

As long as it wasn't back pubes likes those evolutionists espouse.
 
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