When looking for a significant other....

[semen4her]

Does the number of toes the person possess weigh in on your decision process?

 

[naughtycakes]

Mutants r hawt!!!

On a side note, friend of mine's a pediatric nurse, has some great stories about tying off extra digits.

 

[Sean Renaud]

If you're looking for an SO you're doing it wrong. She either comes and kneels at your feet or your better off alone.

 

[klingle]

Shut up, semen4her.

 

[CHNOPS]

Extra toes are fine. She can pick the clothes up off the floor faster. Too few is a problem: you can never go to sleep without wondering if she'll cut yours off to replace hers.

Signed,
Sonny "Seven Toes" Limatina

 

[semen4her]

Extra toes are fine. She can pick the clothes up off the floor faster. Too few is a problem: you can never go to sleep without wondering if she'll cut yours off to replace hers.

Signed,
Sonny "Seven Toes" Limatina

Funny you should mention that.

I once met this chick who had 13 toes.

She had five on one foot, five on the other and 3 extras, each in their own labelled jar on her wall.

I was too weirded out to ask the back story, or to ask who those 3 Asian dudes were that she stole the toes from.

I'll never forget their names, I can still see the names on the jars as if it were yesterday.

Ding, Dang, Dong.

 

[semen4her]

Mutants r hawt!!!

On a side note, friend of mine's a pediatric nurse, has some great stories about tying off extra digits.

Any tales of tails?

 

[Licia]

Extra toes? So what.

 

[naughtycakes]

Any tales of tails?

No, didn't even occur to me.

But I'll ask her.

Last tale involved a baby with six fingers on the right hand, seven on the left, then seven toes on the right foot and six on the left... and all had bone growth, so you can't just tye 'em off, had to have surgery.

 

[klingle]

No, didn't even occur to me.

But I'll ask her.

Last tale involved a baby with six fingers on the right hand, seven on the left, then seven toes on the right foot and six on the left... and all had bone growth, so you can't just tye 'em off, had to have surgery.

Why would they remove them? That sounds awesome!

 

[ChinaBandit]

Does the number of toes the person possess weigh in on your decision process?

If she doesn't have five on each foot there probably is a much more noteworthy fuck up to consider first.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

It depends. How much will the pedicures cost me?