When Joe Biden talks ...

[OldJourno]

"Cause if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure in hell take care runnin' a, you know, a department store uh, thing, you know, where, in the second floor of the ladies department or whatever, you know what I mean?"

 

[phrodeau]

Sounds just like George W. Bush.

 

[OldJourno]

"U.S. COVID-infected military, uh, excuse me U.S. COVID infected in America, six thousand 344,700 U.S. COVID deaths one thousand 189,506. Military COVID infected 118,984. Military COVID deaths 6114.

 

[Fuzzy1975]

When Biden talks, People listen, When Trump talks people...

"I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.”

 

[Fuzzy1975]

I have said this before and I am going to say it again Joe Biden is a dumbass.

Yep, but he is still smarter than Trump ( or you for that matter).

 

[OldJourno]

"It's estimated 200 million people will die, probably by the time I finish this talk."

 

[Fuzzy1975]

When Biden talks, People listen, When Trump talks people...

"You know, it really doesn't matter what the media write, as long as you've got a young and beautiful piece of ass.

 

[silver gurl]

Politicians suck. Politicians lie. That’s where I stand on that.

 

[YNow]

He

Will

Win!

 

[YNow]

Politicians suck. Politicians lie. That’s where I stand on that.

Oh just sit down and be quiet

 

[Islander55]

Sounds just like George W. Bush.

I used to think George Bush was dumb but at least he was human. After 3 years of Big Donnie, George is starting to look like a genius.

 

[Rightguide]

When Biden talks, AOC's lips move.

 

[Islander55]

I have said this before and I am going to say it again Joe Biden is a dumbass.

Of course he is but at least he will have a woman around to make sure he doesn't do anything too stupid. Trump was telling the people that the virus is no big deal but then confides to an author writing a book that he knows it is deadly. You just can't get any dumber than that and still be able to walk. Oh that's right he is having trouble walking now isn't he.

 

[butters]

from trump's own nasty little mouth

Consider this Trump comment on the Iran nuclear deal during a campaign rally in South Carolina on July 21, 2015. Try to follow the train of thought here:

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, okay, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, okay, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right — who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

https://www.vox.com/2016/8/18/12423688/donald-trump-speech-style-explained-by-linguists

"Leadership is hard; it needs discipline, concentration, and an ability to ignore what's irrelevant or needless or personal or silly," Pullum says. "There is no sign of it from Trump. This man talks honestly enough that you can see what he's like: He's an undisciplined narcissist who craves power but doesn't have the intellectual capacity to exercise it wisely."

On Global Warming
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

Twitter, 6/10/12

On Domestic Policy
"I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it's literally going to cease to exist."

Playboy, March 1990

On Immigration
"We're rounding 'em up in a very humane way, in a very nice way. And they're going to be happy because they want to be legalized. And, by the way, I know it doesn't sound nice. But not everything is nice."

60 Minutes, 27/10/15

On September 11th
"I think I could have stopped it because I have very tough illegal immigration policies, and people aren't coming into this country unless they're vetted and vetted properly."

Hannity, 20/10/15

On Abortion
“Do you believe in punishment for abortion – yes or no – as a principle?”

“The answer is there has to be some form of punishment.”

“For the woman?”

“Yeah, there has to be some form.”

MSNBC, 30/3/16

On Gay Marriage
"It's like in golf... A lot of people - I don't want this to sound trivial - but a lot of people are switching to these really long putters, very unattractive... it's weird. You see these great players with these really long putters, because they can't sink three-footers anymore. And, I hate it. I am a traditionalist. I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist."

New York Times, 1/5/11

On Making America Great Again
"The line of 'Make America great again,' the phrase, that was mine, I came up with it about a year ago, and I kept using it, and everybody's using it, they are all loving it. I don't know, I guess I should copyright it, maybe I have copyrighted it."

MyFox New York, March 2015

("Let's Make America Great Again" was one of Ronald Reagan's most well-known campaign slogans)

On Marriage And Parenthood
“I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park.”

Howard Stern interview, 2005