When it comes to sadism and stuff like that, we don't mess around...

[sb2009]

A quote from a kid that was just on the tv show "Scare Tactics." It was a prank about some demon baby or something LOL

"We are both Christians, my sister and I, and we like believe in God and stuff, and when it comes to sadism and stuff like that, we don't mess around."

 

[neci]

you better not be touching your clit.

 

[sb2009]

I'm trying to watch trash tv so I don't touch it! but I really want to, that this is on hyper-drive or something.

I switched to "Hoarders" to try to dim the mood.

 

[neci]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



trust me on this one, you don't want it infected. that being said, i bet the pain would be wonderful.

 

[chy_girl]

A quote from a kid that was just on the tv show "Scare Tactics." It was a prank about some demon baby or something LOL

"We are both Christians, my sister and I, and we like believe in God and stuff, and when it comes to sadism and stuff like that, we don't mess around."

1) Of course we don't mess around with sadism. Especially us masochists. And a masochist without a sadist can be a very cranky person.

2) I fairly sure he meant Satanism. Which would be different.

 

[sb2009]

I know Chy, that's why I was laughing...dude...if it's that big a deal, know the right word!

but I'm tired and feeling like I"m either going to break into hysterical laughter or start yelling at the chickens or something else odd.

Bed. Bed.

 

[chy_girl]

I know Chy, that's why I was laughing...dude...if it's that big a deal, know the right word!

but I'm tired and feeling like I"m either going to break into hysterical laughter or start yelling at the chickens or something else odd.

Bed. Bed.

Don't yell at the chickens. Try talking to them first. And remember... They have great listening skills, they just don't mind very well.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

but I'm tired and feeling like I"m either going to break into hysterical laughter or start yelling at the chickens or something else odd.

Bed. Bed.

I do think if you yell at the chickens you will officially become an eccentric. Which may be cool.

Or you could sacrifice the chickens on the altar of the Lord of Darkness and be a sadist.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

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[DeepGreenEyes]

but if the chickens don't first to consent to that type of relationship it would be animal cruelty.

sadism is one thing, but you gotta draw the line somewhere!

Which came first: The chicken consent or the cruelty?

 

[sb2009]

THE CHICKENS ARE THE SADISTS! They are increasing the size of their poop at twice the rate their actual body size is increasing!

UGH worst night's sleep ever and then a freaky weird day and now ..... I am worried Neci-the-Clit-nazi will know I broke the rules, but just for a bit.....

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

THE CHICKENS ARE THE SADISTS! They are increasing the size of their poop at twice the rate their actual body size is increasing!

I think this is a old B horror film.

UGH worst night's sleep ever and then a freaky weird day and now ..... I am worried Neci-the-Clit-nazi will know I broke the rules, but just for a bit.....

Watch it.

She's feisty. And drunk.

 

[sb2009]

feisty and drunk? why is she not molesting you?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

feisty and drunk? why is she not molesting you?

She's molesting chickens. DAMN YOU, nECI!

 

[sb2009]

Neci is a CHICKEN FUCKER!!!

 

[neci]

I am worried Neci-the-Clit-nazi will know I broke the rules, but just for a bit.....

okay. i'm slightly envious.

 

[neci]

Watch it.

She's feisty. And drunk.

i not drunk. i am drinking lemonade. feisty, yes. i am about to play with tools.

feisty and drunk? why is she not molesting you?

She's molesting chickens. DAMN YOU, nECI!

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/5fe8907c292acaf82d5f0e69f2ffeb60.jpg
yeah, it's not me, but You get the idea.

Neci is a CHICKEN FUCKER!!!

it would appear so.

 

[sb2009]

I just need to...I washed my hands...and I used the salt-water spray after. It was just...sitting there, all throbby and stuff. Tempting me..."touch me, just touch me, just a little bit..I promise, it will feel really good, go ahead, I won't tell...." and so I did.

So, drunk and feisty, do you have a webcam? KIDDDING!!!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

And note the new Av signline.

I'm telling you, she's drunk.

 

[neci]

I just need to...I washed my hands...and I used the salt-water spray after. It was just...sitting there, all throbby and stuff. Tempting me..."touch me, just touch me, just a little bit..I promise, it will feel really good, go ahead, I won't tell...." and so I did.

fucker.

So, drunk and feisty, do you have a webcam? KIDDDING!!!

web cams scare me.
i'm drunk on chicken lovin. now i want to pluck some feathers.

And note the new Av signline.

I'm telling you, she's drunk.

the only drunk i plan on getting is cum drunk.

 

[sb2009]

that chicken lady looks like someone I used to work with. Odd.

 

[midwestyankee]

I just need to...I washed my hands...and I used the salt-water spray after. It was just...sitting there, all throbby and stuff. Tempting me..."touch me, just touch me, just a little bit..I promise, it will feel really good, go ahead, I won't tell...." and so I did.

So, drunk and feisty, do you have a webcam? KIDDDING!!!

SB, I have two words for you; just two words: Jim Morrison.

 

[neci]

Linda Ronstadt