When I was you age

[Todd]

Let me tell you, sonny. Let me set you straight
You kids today ain't never had it rough
Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate
You lazy brats think nothing's good enough

Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below
We had to walk butt naked through forty miles of snow
Worked in the coal mine twenty two hours a day for just half a cent
Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot
There's something wrong with all you kids today
You just don't appreciate all the things you've got
We were hungry, broke and miserable
And we liked it better that way

There were seventythree of us living in a cardboard box
All I got for Christmas was a lousy bag of rocks
Every night for dinner we had a big chunk of dirt
If we were really good we didn't get dessert

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age


Didn't have no telephone didn't have no FAX machine
All we had was a couple of cans and a crummy piece of string
Didn't have no swimming pool when I was just a lad
Our neighbor's septic tank was the closest thing we had
Didn't have no dental floss had to use old rusty nails
Didn't have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails
Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass
Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass

What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk?
You think my story's wearin' kinda thin?
I tell you one thing, I never was such a disrespectful punk
Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline

Dad would whop us every night till a quarter after twelve
Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whop ourselves
Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain
And let me tell ya, Junior, you never heard me complain

When I was your age. When I was your age
When I was your age. When I was your age

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Aye, you were lucky. When i were't kid we had to drink tea out o' rolled up newspaper.

 

[Canucklehead922]

Boy, it's good to be young.

 

[RisiaSkye]

I actually think it's easier to be old(er). You get the advantage of romanticizing your own youth, while undermining the credibility and relevance of those who come after.

I'm looking forward to it.

 

[Bs]

In my younger days...... I used to sit and listen to the old folks say......"young man, If I were your age I'd _____" OR " I wish when I was your age I woulda _____"(fill in the blank)

So... one day I decided they may have a point hell they were older and wiser... why not do what I always wanted to do before I got to old .... So I retired at 25.. moved to Calif.... Disneyland, Hollywood, the Ocean... the mountains at Hement... Yucca Valley... man it was great.... Just one problem..... I ran out of money... Lived in my truck for a year till finally drug my silly ass home and came out of retirement ...... got a job, married, had kids, got a mortage, ........ I'll proably die of old age before I see grandkids, the house sure won't be paid off, and I'll have to work till the day I do die so that I won't lose the house.... But, when I was young....Man them were the days..... If I did'nt have to work all the time I would proably sit and tell the young folks.... "Man if I were your age again, you know what I'd do.....Hell you don't know how good youve got it."