When I was just a little kid

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I asked my mother 'What will I bee?'

Will I be happy?

Will I be sad?

Here's what she said to me.




'YOU DEMON SPAWN WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO A DAMN THING. YOU'RE STUPID AND WORTHLESS AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE STUPID AND WORTHLESS !!!"
 
Your mother had sex with a demon?! Cool! Does that make you a cambion?
 
I asked my mother 'What will I bee?'

Will I be happy?

Will I be sad?

Here's what she said to me.




'YOU DEMON SPAWN WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO A DAMN THING. YOU'RE STUPID AND WORTHLESS AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE STUPID AND WORTHLESS !!!"

Sometimes mother just knows. ;)
 
When I was just a younger teen

I asked my Mother, What will I be?

Will I be married? Will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me:


YOU SPILLED JERKWAD, YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A NICKLE TO YOUR NAME. NO ONE WILL EVER EVEN WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH YOU. YOU'LL BE SO ALONE, NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW WHEN YOU DIE.
 
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