When I run for president!

[Betticus]

Should I openly run as a Dominant? Could you imagine the political ad campaigns?

Fuck Guantanamo Bay and the CIA interrogators, beware the guy in charge!

Those damn presidential pardons would pretty much be a thing of the past and I'll campaign to bring back public floggings!

 

[Betticus]

We need a party name.....STAT!

The S&M party? The BDSM party?

We could be "Leather" like Ralph Nader's party is just simply "Green".

What name would I run under for Prez? Just Betticus I suppose. Would it be pretentious of me to wear robes at my inaguration just like Caesar? I'd be the only president in modern times to bring slaves with me everywhere I go.

If the press ever asks me if I'm involved sexually with my lil' nymphettes I could just give them the eyebrow of power! One raised brow full of intimidation and male sexual prowess!!!!!




















I picked the wrong month to quit drinking.

 

[kiten69]

Those damn presidential pardons would pretty much be a thing of the past and I'll campaign to bring back public floggings!

Betticus for President

**grabs ass and runs the other way**

 

[Yasashii_Kaze]

I'd vote for you, Betticus.

 

[Xelebes]

We need a party name.....STAT!

The S&M party? The BDSM party?

We could be "Leather" like Ralph Nader's party is just simply "Green".

What name would I run under for Prez? Just Betticus I suppose. Would it be pretentious of me to wear robes at my inaguration just like Caesar? I'd be the only president in modern times to bring slaves with me everywhere I go.

If the press ever asks me if I'm involved sexually with my lil' nymphettes I could just give them the eyebrow of power! One raised brow full of intimidation and male sexual prowess!!!!!




















I picked the wrong month to quit drinking.

Pick something a little more subtle.

Social & Moral Party

 

[Kitten1985]

I would vote for you I think this country could really use a firm hand for guidance and think of all the cute littlt butts on display at the floggings. Cant wait!

 

[O'Mac]

What's your policy on the municipal redistribution of revenues from out-of-state businesses?

 

[WriterDom]

I'd rather be King of a small Island with 1000 loyal subjects. Being leader of the free world carries too many responsibilities. Especially since most Europeans are appeasing faggots not worthy of the very freedom we provided them.

 

[O'Mac]

I'd rather be King of a small Island with 1000 loyal subjects. Being leader of the free world carries too many responsibilities. Especially since most Europeans are appeasing faggots not worthy of the very freedom we provided them.

Best generalisation EVAR!

 

[myinnerslut]

can you imagine the state dinners?!?! government approved fetish parties!

 

[jadefirefly]

I'd so totally vote for you, but I agree -- better a small, independant island than running this mess.

Oh, and... yay! Generalizations!!!