When I become an erotic photographer/artist

Krinaia

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I will do an entire series of photographs where the models are bound using bright red ropes but the photos have been grayscaled EXCEPT for the red ropes. and the occasional lipsticked mouth.


I will do a similar sister series involving nude and sometimes bound submissives and goth girls that have been grayscaled in various surroundings, only the kiss marks left by someone's lipsticked mouth will be left in color.

I will decorate my dungeon with these photos in big silver red and crimson frames.
 
SkylineBlue said:
I will do an entire series of photographs where the models are bound using bright red ropes but the photos have been grayscaled EXCEPT for the red ropes. and the occasional lipsticked mouth.


I will do a similar sister series involving nude and sometimes bound submissives and goth girls that have been grayscaled in various surroundings, only the kiss marks left by someone's lipsticked mouth will be left in color.

I will decorate my dungeon with these photos in big silver red and crimson frames.

So you will copy Sin City and pass it off as art? :)

Well...Sin City meets Suicide Girls, but there are a few SG sets like that anyways.
 
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I want to put together a Sin City type comic with pictures taken similar to the ones you described. A little action story with me beating up some bad guys or something, I think it would be pretty cool.
 
Marquis said:
I want to put together a Sin City type comic with pictures taken similar to the ones you described. A little action story with me beating up some bad guys or something, I think it would be pretty cool.


If you pay me I'll make it for you? :)
 
canadiancutie said:
So you will copy Sin City and pass it off as art? :)

Well...Sin City meets Suicide Girls, but there are a few SG sets like that anyways.
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You're a real sourpuss. It must be hard to be such a cynical jaded punk kid all the time. And mentioning Sin City and the SG girls doesn't exactly make you cultured and since when was it wrong to use similar concepts in art? Art doesn't exist in a vaccuum. To insist otherwise, is to be force yourself in a myopic narrowmindedness that makes you lose sight of a great many potentials. Art isn't only in the icea or concept but also in the execution. The stars of my field (architecture) are proof of that. Want examples? I'd be glad to give them.

And also, stop taking everything so friggin seriously. Sometimes, it's fun to just imagine what you would do in a different situation or get closer to what you find sexy through not just looking at what others have done but what you yourself would do. The cynical high and mighty artist thing gets old really fast and it's a great way to alienate your peers.



Back to our regularly scheduled programming...





as an erotic photographer, I would show up to my gallery openings with a scanitly clad person on a leash (and before you start CC, yes, just like SnoopDogg, only with more class and less bling)
 
Haku_Z said:
I know a person who does that with their photos


I'd love to see them. I was sort of hoping this thread would be a fun place for imaginings and also sharing of art that we might think tickles each other's fancies.... or at least recommendations. But with some light hearted teasing instead of just posting of pictures.
 
canadiancutie said:
Ouch. Very ouch.


CC, you have an adorable voice, a keen wit and some good insight for your age. You also have the loyalty of a hammerhead shark and the deference of a Russian mafioso.

My best advice to you is not to dish out what you can't handle, little britches. :kiss:
 
SkylineBlue said:
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You're a real sourpuss. It must be hard to be such a cynical jaded punk kid all the time. And mentioning Sin City and the SG girls doesn't exactly make you cultured and since when was it wrong to use similar concepts in art? Art doesn't exist in a vaccuum. To insist otherwise, is to be force yourself in a myopic narrowmindedness that makes you lose sight of a great many potentials. Art isn't only in the icea or concept but also in the execution. The stars of my field (architecture) are proof of that. Want examples? I'd be glad to give them.

And also, stop taking everything so friggin seriously. Sometimes, it's fun to just imagine what you would do in a different situation or get closer to what you find sexy through not just looking at what others have done but what you yourself would do. The cynical high and mighty artist thing gets old really fast and it's a great way to alienate your peers.



Back to our regularly scheduled programming...





as an erotic photographer, I would show up to my gallery openings with a scanitly clad person on a leash (and before you start CC, yes, just like SnoopDogg, only with more class and less bling)
haha, Skyline, little tip, if you try taking CC seriously she will frustrate you until you rip your hair out.
 
Marquis said:
CC, you have an adorable voice, a keen wit and some good insight for your age. You also have the loyalty of a hammerhead shark and the deference of a Russian mafioso.

My best advice to you is not to dish out what you can't handle, little britches. :kiss:


haha you love it. On a more serious note, consider going vegan for a week?:) If you go vegan for a week, I'll be nice for a week. To everyone. Really.
 
canadiancutie said:
this is true.



And comments like this from you are what make me sway between finding you annoying and amusing... sometimes, you just make realize the difference in age between 18 adn 23, and it makes me sad... like when I took that stupid core science lab my theis year and it was full of freshman and i was older than the TA.


Also, you've destroyed my thread with your flirting. I think Marquis should dish out some serious punishment - perhaps, ignoring your canadian butt. Anything else would probably be a suggestion you'd enjoy and hence, not punishment. Aye?
 
To try and get this thread back on track (yah right)....


What if instead of phtogoraphy, a gallery opening served as performance art wherein models were simply tied up for the duration of the gala. And photographs and video was taken of the attending patrons faces... particulary, filming the revulsion by the prudes, the arousal by many, the feigned indifference...

I think this could be interesting and I wonder what Angelina Jolie would wear to the opening.
 
canadiancutie said:
haha you love it. On a more serious note, consider going vegan for a week?:) If you go vegan for a week, I'll be nice for a week. To everyone. Really.


There is a local vegan restaurant that I love. I don't know if I could do vegan for a whole week though.
 
When I am an erotic photographer...

...I will drop a LOT of acid and do a series on the same line as the "cat face up by a fishbowl that has their nose greatly magnified and it's so friggin cute," except on a bondage theme. I'm thinking zoom action on clamped nipples, spanked-red bubble asses, and zippers on labia. Heehee, all that abused flesh is so cuuuuuuuuuute.

Like I said, lots of acid is a prerequisite.
 
Marquis said:
There is a local vegan restaurant that I love. I don't know if I could do vegan for a whole week though.

Well, I don't think I could be nice for a week, we should both try :)
 
Quint said:
When I am an erotic photographer...

...I will drop a LOT of acid and do a series on the same line as the "cat face up by a fishbowl that has their nose greatly magnified and it's so friggin cute," except on a bondage theme. I'm thinking zoom action on clamped nipples, spanked-red bubble asses, and zippers on labia. Heehee, all that abused flesh is so cuuuuuuuuuute.

Like I said, lots of acid is a prerequisite.


you're whacky, I can't wait to buy the coffee table book edition
 
Quint said:
When I am an erotic photographer...

...I will drop a LOT of acid and do a series on the same line as the "cat face up by a fishbowl that has their nose greatly magnified and it's so friggin cute," except on a bondage theme. I'm thinking zoom action on clamped nipples, spanked-red bubble asses, and zippers on labia. Heehee, all that abused flesh is so cuuuuuuuuuute.

Like I said, lots of acid is a prerequisite.

I think the Humane Society would have a problem with you doing that to a cat, Quint. Especially the nipple clamps... cats have ALOT of nipples, y'know.
 
When I am an erotic photographer...

I won't care if there is any film in the camera, I'll just want an excuse to tie people up :cool:
 
This morning I had to get up for the third day in a row. *grr*

The highlight was looking at my husband's ass and back. I went to get the camera but by then he had moved and I couldn't get the shot. Man I love that ass. That smooth expanse of skin. I have to get a picture of that. (He was asleep.)

I did wonder what he would do when he saw it though. Would he be pleased that I love his body that much? Or would he freak out and be pissed like he was when I asked him to take pictures of me?

I like subtle pictures of toned skin like these:

http://groups.msn.com/Clubhouselefanfics/gordianspiccies.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1595

http://groups.msn.com/Clubhouselefanfics/gordianspiccies.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1597

http://groups.msn.com/Clubhouselefanfics/gordianspiccies.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1592

http://groups.msn.com/Clubhouselefanfics/gordianspiccies.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1650

http://groups.msn.com/Clubhouselefanfics/gordianspiccies.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1645

Fury :rose:
 
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When i become an erotic photographer...

Oh, who's kidding me? i'd much rather be on the lens side of the camera.
 
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