When I become an erotic novelist...

[Krinaia]

I will always have one bondage love scene

And a house with secret passageways

 

[Krinaia]

and I will refrain from using the word "heaving"

 

[Xelebes]

A gargoyle rape scene is always alluded to, but never completely revealed. Just for the sake of a metaphor for Literature professors to have something to clamour over.

 

[Krinaia]

no one will ever describe my heroines as "plucky" nor will they have "midnight tresses"

 

[canadiancutie]

when I become an erotic novelist, I have officially hit the bottom and it's time to eat bullets.

 

[Krinaia]

now now, eating lead is never the way out...


when i become an erotic novelist, i will have heroes with love handles and bald spots

 

[Netzach]

now now, eating lead is never the way out...


when i become an erotic novelist, i will have heroes with love handles and bald spots

I'll have heroines with cellulite.

 

[Xelebes]

I'll explicitly state the dimensions and ages of all characters who engage in sexual activities.

 

[FurryFury]

I'll have pro wrestlers that can't get it up and can hardly find their tiny dicks due to steroids.

LMAO!

Fury

 

[Netzach]

I'll have pro wrestlers that can't get it up and can hardly find their tiny dicks due to steroids.

LMAO!

Fury

OMG the ideal submissive!

pleaaaaze write this.

 

[FurryFury]

OMG the ideal submissive!

pleaaaaze write this.

*Grins*

I do like to write against the everyday crap that media feeds us...I'm glad you like the idea Netzach!

Fury

 

[snowy ciara]

I will write about a True Dominate who saves the world from terrorists, people who talk on their cell phones in traffic and snooty Maitre D's in fancy restaurants.

 

[Andante]

I'll have mature women, because they are so much sexier than teenage girls.

I nearly pissed myself laughing when it was announced a couple of years ago, that Britney Spears had been elected the 'most sexy woman in the world'! She was not a woman, but just a stupid, immature, pain-in-the-ass girl that I would happily spank, but NOT fuck afterwards. And she still is, it seems!
That kind of elections says more about the age and intelligence of the voters, than it does about the candidates and winner, I guess......

 

[shy slave]

'Mature' always sounds like over-ripe cheese to me *shrug*

I would have a group of older men sitting around drinking tea with a cage of subs for their choosing.

None of the subs would be called 'Bambi, slave, subbie or Pandora'

Oh and oral servitude by females to males would feature on every other page as a minimum requirement

 

[snowy ciara]

rats rats rats...

Then I guess I can't ask shy to share.

sigh

 

[shy slave]

rats rats rats...

Then I guess I can't ask shy to share.

sigh

What are we sharing ??

Maitre D's

Old men

Cookies.

or did you have something else in mind???

I share everything except chocolate

 

[Andante]

I would have a group of older men sitting around drinking tea with a cage of subs for their choosing.

No real Dom would want tea. Make that coffee..........black, rich, high-caffeine, non-polluted mocca!
Apart from that: Perfect scene!

 

[snowy ciara]

What are we sharing ??

Maitre D's

Nope...

Old men.

only if they're sexy

Cookies.

well, don't tell gracie!

or did you have something else in mind???

Whatcha got?

I share everything except chocolate

As long as Andante's not made of chocolate...

 

[shy slave]

Nope...

only if they're sexy

well, don't tell gracie!

Whatcha got?



As long as Andante's not made of chocolate...

Of course he is, why do you think I love oral so much

What else do I have on offer...

Ummm

errr

a poor imagination and terrible sense of humour
is about all I have lol

 

[snowy ciara]

and a cool accent. I admit it, I'm an accent perve. OOh, and in my erotic novel, my true Dominate will have an accent.

 

[Andante]

Of course he is, why do you think I love oral so much

Does that mean you won't share?

 

[Andante]

and a cool accent. I admit it, I'm an accent perve. OOh, and in my erotic novel, my true Dominate will have an accent.

I have an accent!
I don't know if it's cool, though...

 

[Solitude]

I have an accent!
I don't know if it's cool, though...

I don't have an accent (unfortunately) but I too wonder what constitutes a cool one.

 

[shy slave]

and a cool accent. I admit it, I'm an accent perve. OOh, and in my erotic novel, my true Dominate will have an accent.

Snowy English accents are NOT cool, and Andantes not for sharing Lol

Damn I forget i am the sub sometimes

 

[snowy ciara]

They are too! And you mean you've upgraded Andante to chocolate? Lucky him! Solitude, you most likely have an accent, most Americans do.