When do you poop?

[ms_ann_thrope]

Not a scat thread.

Are you a clockwork kind of person? Do you have an entry in your Daytimer set aside for 15 minutes, 10:30 am, Tuesday?

Or more a seat of the pants, wait, what, not now?

I think it keeps us in touch with the fact that we are just another animal on the planet- pooping, rutting, sleeping, licking our fur...

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

It could happen at any time...like the Jehovah Witnesses showing up.

 

[jacktar48]

I try to save it up until the human changes the litter box. Then I take a huge dump right in the middle of it.


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqBk6O0hitddv7nrYSr4rgjkgi9nP9JKEirRuqd1EYu3K_0NDzqQ

 

[Stewart_Pidd]

I'm taking a shit in this thread right now. so glad I can leave bro!

Stew

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I try to save it up until the human changes the litter box. Then I take a huge dump right in the middle of it.


https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSqBk6O0hitddv7nrYSr4rgjkgi9nP9JKEirRuqd1EYu3K_0NDzqQ

Cats are the one species that actually generates more poop than food it consumes...look it up.

 

[Libsam]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andres_Serrano

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I'm taking a shit in this thread right now. so glad I can leave bro!

Stew

Sure, poop and run, coward.

 

[whtwlf1790]

Im fairly regular. Lol

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Im fairly regular. Lol

You think this is funny?

 

[whtwlf1790]

Yes because it amazes me how well the human body works on set patterns and how much it freaks when that pattern changes. Part of why im a biologist

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Yes because it amazes me how well the human body works on set patterns and how much it freaks when that pattern changes. Part of why im a biologist

Do biologists make a lot of money?

 

[thør]

I'm taking a shit in this thread right now. so glad I can leave bro!

Stew

Don't take any of mine, as I only have two left to last me the weekend and spicy Mexican is on the menu!

 

[PayDay]

Not a scat thread.

Lies and slander.

 

[CandiCame]

You guys actually have patterns? Huh. I seem to poop at random.

 

[lovecraft68]

Mornings, not to an exact time, but always before 9....guess I have to make room for all the shit I'll store up the rest of the day

 

[dg]

Whenever I find a secluded grove of trees.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Whenever I find a secluded grove of trees.

You've never pooped outside in your life.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Heathyr Hoffman poops onto newspapers in front a live video feed via webcam.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Between the end of my first cup and the beginning of my third.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/images1.vat19.com/coffee-makes-me-poop-mug/coffee-makes-me-poop-office.jpg

 

[dg]

You've never pooped outside in your life.

http://cdn.decoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Plant-filled-bathroom.jpg

 

[girlsmiley]

You've never pooped outside in your life.

I made a fence once.

I'm kidding.

 

[Comshaw]

You guys actually have patterns? Huh. I seem to poop at random.

What he said. Poop on a schedule? Really? Eat, sleep, poop, out of those three the only one I do on any kind of schedule is the middle one and that only because I'm an old fucker and need my rest so I can get to work on time.


Comshaw

 

[Mike_Yates]

Heathyr Hoffman poops onto newspapers in front of a live webcam.

 

[CandiCame]

What he said. Poop on a schedule? Really? Eat, sleep, poop, out of those three the only one I do on any kind of schedule is the middle one and that only because I'm an old fucker and need my rest so I can get to work on time.


Comshaw

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who was weirded out by that. But now that I know you can poop on command at a certain time I want to master the skill. Being able to schedule that would be super convenient.

 

[Que Va]

On a good day? After I drop trou rather than before.