When Did America Last Have Ass?

[Laurel]

?

 

[TN_Vixen]

I got yer ass right here baby.

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laurel, you are my hero!

 

[rexfelis]

What the fruck is that supposed to mean?

 

[Wiggles]

Is there a shortage?

I'll gladly share some of my own.

 

[explain]

I enjoyed the play on words here!

 

[seXieleXie]

What the fruck is that supposed to mean?

<hijack>

KITTY!!!!!!!!!

</hijack>

 

[Dillinger]

America last had ass in my "best ass at lit" contest...

Lit has some major ass, don't you know?

 

[Laurel]

I've noticed that. Not all of it is American ass, though. It's multi-national, multi-cultural ass.

 

[tortoise]

This reminded me of a sample that shows up in a DJ Shadow song on Endtroducing, which goes a little something like this:

"Maureen has five sisters. They all got ass. One of em has eyes as big as Jolly Ranchers. Beautiful girl. She's a beautiful girl."

(it's track 6, untitled, BTW)

Anyone know the source of this sample? Yes, it's prolly listed in the liner notes, but (a) I'm lazy and (2) I'm FOSTERING CONVERSATION, DADBLAMMIT!

 

[Guest]

?

*jumping up and down with hands in the air*

I know, I know.....yesterday, er uh last week, er...no I think it was 500 years ago! Yea, that's the ticket!

 

[nasty]

Could I see your ass, Laurel?

 

[Guest]

When men wore hats and Hobos wore jackets to dinner.

 

[riff]

You mofos is so predictable.

heh.

 

[Chuckus]

?

Well we are currently kicking some ass in Afghanistan, prior to that I believe the last ass we kicked (or had) was Iraq's?

 

[tortoise]

This reminded me of a sample that shows up in a DJ Shadow song on Endtroducing, which goes a little something like this:

"Maureen has five sisters. They all got ass. One of em has eyes as big as Jolly Ranchers. Beautiful girl. She's a beautiful girl."

(it's track 6, untitled, BTW)

Anyone know the source of this sample? Yes, it's prolly listed in the liner notes, but (a) I'm lazy and (2) I'm FOSTERING CONVERSATION, DADBLAMMIT!

(3) it's NOT in the liner notes (apparently I'm less lazy and considerably more anal than I would have you believe)

So, if anyone knows the source, you'll win... um... stuff.

 

[SimplySouthern]

I don't know the source, but I'm sure the anal retentive in me will be forced to find it.

I find it in a somewhat varied format attributed to DJ SHadow at this site

http://www.nettwerked.net/K1ine_12.txt

 

[JUDO]

O-piece?

Is there a shortage?

I'll gladly share some of my own.

If there's an ass shortage in America, then I'm sure there'll be an Apec (Ass producing & exporting countries) cartel somewhere else.

 

[JUDO]

Ass shortage?

When do we start drillin'?

 

[Chuckus]

Do we need to ASSes the situation with a review board?

 

[tortoise]

Re: Ass shortage?

When do we start drillin'?

LMAO

Gives whole new meaning to the term "striking a gusher."

On that note, it's time for dinner...

 

[JUDO]

Not to mention "layin some pipe!"

 

[TWB]

Same as when we had sass: During the Clinton Administration.