When a pollster comes to your house . . .

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

at 9 oclock sunday morning and your barely awake.

and a pollster for a masturbation survey comes to your door and asks if you masturbate.

Are you really going to tell a complete stranger off the street the truth.

and if by chance you do admit to masturbating to a strnage pollster are you going to tell them how often?


I mean I can just see.


<ringing doorbell>

Me in robe : huh, what do you want?

Pollster with Clipboard : Yes I am doing a study on masturbation.

M : Wha?

P : Do you masturbate?

M : Oh yeah sure whatever

P : Um how often do you masturbate sir?

M : Well I just was until you interupted me. <extends hand for a hand shake>

 

[Private Vasquez]

Masturbation??? What's that?

 

[TWB]

I am sure that this is a typical thing that door to door polsters do.

 

[HeavyStick]

Masturbation??? What's that?

ask one of your 4 hands

 

[Private Vasquez]

Only two of 'em are really good for anything.

 

[Phoenyx]

I crack him in the nuts with a baseball bat and say good night.

 

[hogjack]

I'll do their poll

but they have to do my pole first.

 

[Spinaroonie]

I always tell them I'm a full blooded mestizo!

 

[Sillyman]

They are more likely to interrupt my masturbating than my sleeping. I call them a Commie and keep whacking it.