When a fag comes on to you..

[duranman]

Presuming you're 100% straight. Are you flattered or repulsed?..

 

[Adre]

I take it as a compliment.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Agreed. It's happened several times to me for a host of reasons, and only on one occasion did I feel threatened, when I was much flown with good wine.

 

[Que]

It depends. I am kind of creeped out when the heavilly closeted, self-loathing ones like RobDownSouth do it.

 

[richard_daily]

Presuming you're 100% straight. Are you flattered or repulsed?..

It's ok that you sucked his cock bro... it doesn't make you less of a man.

 

[Cucumber_lover]

Agreed. It's happened several times to me for a host of reasons, and only on one occasion did I feel threatened, when I was much flown with good wine.

#1reasonisyoureabritfag

 

[DesEsseintes]

#1reasonisyoureabritfag

Oh, absolutely. And if there's one thing that isn't at all gay it's a username like Cucumber lover.

 

[Que]

Well, he has some gherkin envy.

The Jerkin' Gherkin as he is known. Jerk for short.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Someone is trying WAY too hard and apparently nursing a hell of a grudge.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I take it as a compliment.

This. I'm no more threatened by a gay man who finds me attractive than I am a straight woman.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Littlefinger]

Presuming you're 100% straight. Are you flattered or repulsed?..

Depends if they know me or not. If it is a stranger, they'd just need to be informed of my boundaries, but it is nice to know that you are desired. If they know me, know that I'm straight and come onto me anyway, I'd have a reason to feel uncomfortable. Repulsed depends on what they look like, I suppose, but it's hard for me to determine that, since my pansexuality hasn't allowed me to identify with defensive, hetero masculinity. I do not know what it is like to be repulsed by someone I am not sexually attracted to... since my standard includes basically everybody.

 

[DesEsseintes]

Bravo!

Thank you. I mean, I may be getting it wildly wrong. Perhaps he scoops out the watery, fleshy innards and heats them briefly before inserting his cock and reinjecting them whilst flailing desperately inside it, wearing the hollowed remnant like a green Fleshlight. Which would make him straight in his mind, at least.

But probably not. Probably he sticks it in his bum and wiggles a bit before coughing up his watery seed on a thin, ribbed, brown carpet.

 

[jomar]

I dunno. A blow job is a blow job, right? I just close my eyes and imagine it's Amanda Peete working on me and at some point figure she's cut her hair pretty short.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I dunno. A blow job is a blow job, right? I just close my eyes and imagine it's Amanda Peete working on me and at some point figure she's cut her hair pretty short.

I need to up my 'coming on to me' threshold. I can say hand on heart that no-one has ever been mid-choke on the old chap whilst I've still been thinking, 'Hmm. I reckon if I play my cards right I might be in here.'

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I find it flattering when women come on to me, but I never no how to respond. In fact I am dense and usually don't realize what was happening until after the fact.

PS - OP is a dick.

 

[Jennifer]

Oh, absolutely. And if there's one thing that isn't at all gay it's a username like Cucumber lover.

Oops. What Jelly said.

 

[Cucumber_lover]

Thank you. I mean, I may be getting it wildly wrong. Perhaps he scoops out the watery, fleshy innards and heats them briefly before inserting his cock and reinjecting them whilst flailing desperately inside it, wearing the hollowed remnant like a green Fleshlight. Which would make him straight in his mind, at least.

But probably not. Probably he sticks it in his bum and wiggles a bit before coughing up his watery seed on a thin, ribbed, brown carpet.

#britfaggivesawayhissecret

 

[Cucumber_lover]

Bravo!

#icouldparkacarbetweenyourteeth

 

[pink]

When a fag comes to me, I smoke it.

 

[Balladeer08]

Presuming you're 100% straight. Are you flattered or repulsed?..

Both. I understand intellectually that it is a compliment, but my emotional reaction is repulsion.

Same as when a fat chick hits on me.

Tremendous urge to run away. And bathe.

 

[pink]

Both. I understand intellectually that it is a compliment, but my emotional reaction is repulsion.

Same as when a fat chick hits on me.

Tremendous urge to run away. And bathe.

Well, isn't that nice.

 

[Littlefinger]

Both. I understand intellectually that it is a compliment, but my emotional reaction is repulsion.

Same as when a fat chick hits on me.

Tremendous urge to run away. And bathe.

That's your standard? Just if she's fat? How fat? How fat does she have to be to make you feel so violated from being desired by her that you'd need to cleanse your physical body? Repulsion I can understand as a gut reaction to someone that looks or acts unappealing. But what you're talking about is physical fear and violation just from someone talking to you and expressing interest(the bare minimum amount for a come on). Whether they're man or woman or fat or skinny, they're still fucking human.

 

[Balladeer08]

Well, isn't that nice.

For me, yes.

For you, not so much.

 

[pink]

For me, yes.

For you, not so much.

I could care less, I was just surprised to hear this come from you. I thought you a decent chap.