When a douchebag comes on to you...

[PoppingTom]

...would you give him a dime if he looks like Duranman?

 

[Adre]

I'll give a dime to anybody.

 

[PoppingTom]

But he should rather go looking for work, dontcha think?

 

[duranman]

...would you give him a dime if he looks like Duranman?

You're a hurt fag right?..

 

[PoppingTom]

You're a hurt fag right?..

I'm convinced you'll find a few more never heard before UK english insults for the likes of me.

 

[duranman]

I'm convinced you'll find a few more never heard before UK english insults for the likes of me.

Um, you Teutonic Arseshole Bandit?..

 

[oggbashan]

Um, you Teutonic Arseshole Bandit?..

I think that might be a typo. The word is Arsehole, plural Arseholes.

You could try here:

http://www.shakespeare-online.com/quotes/shakespeareinsults.html

 

[oggbashan]

Or from Berlin to London:



Deine Oma masturbiert im stehen! - Your grandma masturbates standing up!
Deine Mutter geht in der Stadt huren - Your mother goes whoring in the city
Du bist 'ne Schlampe! - You are a slut!
Du Hurensohn! - You son of a Bitch

Fick dich - Fuck you
Fotze - Cunt

Ich will ficken - I want to fuck

Küss mein Arsch - Kiss my ass

Leck mich am Arsch! - Kiss my ass!

Miststück - Bitch / Bastard

Schlampe - Slut
Schwul - Faggot
Sie dumm fuhrt - You stupid head
Sie sind besonder... nur wie jecter sonst - You are special... just like everyone else
Sohn von einem Weibchen! - Son of a bitch!
Sprich nicht mit mir, du verrückter Mann! - Do not talk to me crazy man!

Verpiss dich! - Piss off / Fuck off

 

[oggbashan]

English insults about Germans are far harder to find than English insults about the French; or French insults about the English.

After all, some of our Monarchs were German, and we were allied with parts of Germany for centuries while we were fighting the French. It is barely 100 years since we agreed an Entente Cordiale with France and some of us still think that was too soon...

 

[SuprSalor]

English insults about Germans are far harder to find than English insults about the French; or French insults about the English.

After all, some of our Monarchs were German, and we were allied with parts of Germany for centuries while we were fighting the French. It is barely 100 years since we agreed an Entente Cordiale with France and some of us still think that was too soon...

Really.. thought french were considered quite eloquent in their insults..


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