Wheel of Fortune

[Guest]

The ever enterprizing Merv Griffin has been offered a revised W of F FOR a "blue" tv channel. Somehow the show must be overtly sexual but basically maintain the present format. Additionally, Merv's unswerving devotion to Vanna White, calls for her participation in the show however, she must be part of the new sexual thrust [pun not intended]. Help me out with this one folks.

 

[chatbug]

The ever enterprizing Merv Griffin has been offered a revised W of F FOR a "blue" tv channel. Somehow the show must be overtly sexual but basically maintain the present format.

I suppose the phrases would be sexual. Maybe the contestants could buy a vowel by removing an article of clothing.

I would see the host and Vanna performing pretty much the same way as they do now. Maybe Vanna could be wearing a skimpy bikini, and the host small briefs. I guess the contestants would have more trouble concentrating on the puzzle.

The contestants should have to perform all sorts of sexual acts just to get on the show, something like a casting couch.

 

[Weird Harold]

Re: Re: Wheel of Fortune

I suppose the phrases would be sexual. Maybe the contestants could buy a vowel by removing an article of clothing.

Perhaps the phrases would be dares the contestants have to perform once they're solved?

"Eat the guest in seat six-b," "Shave Vanna's pussy," "masturbate for camera three" or something similar.

Prize money doubles if they accept the dares.