What's Your Super Power?

Each to their own. There are things I reeeeeally don't want to know.

The memory, then, to remember the things I really need to know, the discretion to realize which things I ought to forget, and enough alcohol to actually do the forgetting.

Oh, and having the weather obey my every whim.
 
Wow, I'd just like to be able to stay focused on ... ooo! and I want to be able to fly! and xray vision! and ... really, just being able to concentrate would be great.

That or plain old immortality. Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged was one of those inspirational characters.
 
Hmmm...

Something to do with my dick, I'm pretty sure...

I'll get back to you, unless I fall asleep...after...you know...
 
The super power that keeps turning up in my dreams is the ability to turn down the effect of gravity when I want to. I can jump down flights of stairs or off buildings and land as lightly as a feather. Gotta keep remembering that only works in dream-space.
 
not an imagined superpower.

the ability to be able to tell an asshole even before they open their mouth.
 
We all have god-like powers in the form of reason, imagination and will power.
 
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