What's your porn star name?

[shereads]

Name of your childhood pet plus the name of the street you lived on as a kid. (If you lived on a numbered lane, you can use the name of a more recent street.)

Petie Kumquat, delighted to make your acquaintance. And you are...?

 

[destinie21]

Fefe Larue

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Erica Mountains, Charmed

 

[minsue]

Bambi Southern

 

[shereads]

Fefe Larue

You have to have made that up. It's too...porn-perfect.

Ms. Mountains, you look familiar. Did you star opposite Trent ALotta in "Fine Republican Pussy?"

 

[destinie21]

You have to have made that up. It's too...porn-perfect.

Nope, I had a goldfish named fefe and I lived on ### LArue Road

 

[Colleen Thomas]

You have to have made that up. It's too...porn-perfect.

Ms. Mountains, you look familiar. Did you star opposite Trent ALotta in "Fine Republican Pussy?"

Actually, i am auditioning for the lead in the sequl, finest piece of republican pussy.

 

[Xelebes]

Garfield Jungo?
Chris Jungo?
Gus Jungo?
Bowser Jungo?
Clawdius Jungo?
Max Jungo?
Squawk Jungo?
Tweety Jungo?

 

[Guest]

just dies laughing

Amnitty Howard

Toby Howard

Heinz Howard

Now why do I think that those just don't go well.

Always,
Elizabetht

 

[Mhari]

Koshka F.

Hmm...

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Goldie Tanglewood

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Lady Gratiot

She was a German shepherd. It's a French-named street, lots of them in De-twat.

Perdita

 

[damppanties]

Chirpy Red.

LOL.

A lovebird and my neighbourhood as the streets here are numbered.

(Chirpy's mate was called Dirpy. It rhymed. )

 

[sweetnpetite]

Baby Walnut



surely we can do better than that?

 

[wishfulthinking]

Tiger Mango

Bonnie Cypress

Timmy Evans

Beau Berrigan

And no, I'm not a pet killer. And I can't be held for naming them either!

 

[wishfulthinking]

Although Xelebes, looks like you have a pet cemetary happening your way! Is there something you need to share?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Fatima August.

 

[English Lady]

Shirley Heath


Ok that doesn't sound very porny *L*

or

Gobolino Parkside


it gets worse*L*

 

[damppanties]

Gobolino Parkside

I'd really like to know what, or who, was Gobolino.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Mine sounds like a professional actris, not necessarily for porn flicks. *looks proud*

 

[damppanties]

Mine sounds like a weird, stand-up comedian.

Not very different from my personality, now that I come to think of it...

 

[Guest]

Rosie Green, here.

Some of these names are cool, some of them are just plain, erm, wierd.

Lou

 

[Dirt Man]

Duke Nickols

 

[NoJo]

Koshka F.

Hmm...

Hey, weird, I'm Koshka Finchley! We're not related by any chance??

 

[cookiejar]

Hey, weird, I'm Koshka Finchley! We're not related by any chance??

Sheesh...George East...