What's Your Next Six Word Story?

[AnAngelReally]

See I told you I'm outclassed.
A sexist joke is my delight.
There's not a jot of feminism,

I'll remember that, I promise you.
It had something to do with
Putting something bigger into something smaller
And vice-versa. Guess which is which.
Of men's dreams and women's wishes.

 

[AnAngelReally]

Forgive me for injecting some humor into this, turning my clean thought on the difficulty of six word lines (the first line here) into a humorous dirty story ...


This is harder than I thought
He said while holding his cock
I haven't taken my Viagra yet
But seeing her luscious naked body
seems to have cured my problem

Humor is fine, Gary, it's great.
I told you to have fun.
It frees the mind of stress
And clears sinuses when you laugh
So hard you piss your pants.

 

[rawsilk]

I'll remember that, I promise you.
It had something to do with
Putting something bigger into something smaller
And vice-versa. Guess which is which.
Of men's dreams and women's wishes.

I not going there in response.
to women's wishes and their wants.
Simply to say...I've lacked nought!
Read into that what you will!

 

[AnAngelReally]

No No you have it wrong.
it's the fruit at the top.
Knowing which is his to pluck.

Takes time to climb the tree.
Knowing full well the highest fruit.
will always have the sweetest taste.

The few pence it may cost.
to wine and dine his lady.
will come back many, many fold.

Like Sir Isaac Newton, I lay
Safely on solid ground, thank you
Knowing full well that all things
Come to he who waits patiently.

Metaphor set aside, I do agree
That spending time in gracious company
Is a treat all by itself.
I just never presume in advance.

My charm and charisma, I hope,
With fresh bread and strong wine
Will get me the prize coveted
Though women do string us along.

I enjoy their sweet company immensely.
If benefits are to be reaped,
Let's enjoy a good meal together
before said felicitous event occurs, hey?

Pleasures of the flesh are many
The joys of a good table
Pleasant as they are to one
Pale before sports of the bed.

Preliminaries begin with a simple phone call
Or an arranged encounter 'by chance'
As a date between the two
Is made in the first place.

The anticipation, the preparation, the visualisation
All are but delicious introductory steps
In the elaborate dance of seduction
Each has, hopes, the right strategy.

But, as Sun Tzu said wisely,
Mice and men's best laid plans
Fly out the window really fast
When two meet on the battlefield.

Make no mistake, love is war.
Strategies galore, weapons, subtle or not,
Sweet encounters are but the forerunners
To the clash with two victors.

I would go on happily, verily,
To describe the eros, the passion,
But you get my point, friends.
An orgasm requires lots of work.

Just thinking about it like that,
I get tired, so I think
I'll take a well deserved nap.
I need strength for a date.

11X4X6

 

[AnAngelReally]

I want sex now she said
Please please come to me now
He asked her where are you
I want to fulfill your wishes
I'm able to come to you
come on you, come in you
Just let me know your preference
I'm ready and able to make
all our lustful desires come true

Damn, buddy! You've got it straight.
Next thing you know you'll email
Such six-word verse to your wife.

Imagine her face, what a laugh!
You may just save for yourself
The price of meal and drinks.

Don't tell Slik. She is set
On having men wine and dine
Her all she can, wily coquette.

 

[AnAngelReally]

I not going there in response.
to women's wishes and their wants.
Simply to say...I've lacked nought!
Read into that what you will!

You bet I will, how not?
You make it so very easy.

Sorry to hear wishes and wants
Are what you have not lacked.

One would have hoped that you
Would have had them all granted.

Being of such a sweet disposition
We are so very greatly surprised.

Or does an irrascible character hide
Cannily behind the angelic public facade?

Should this Pet be very afraid?
Will his Miss caress or whip?

Picture me laughing my ass off
All alone before my trusty keyboard.

7X2X6

 

[AverageGary]

I am at work right now
Creativity here will have to wait
Although sex is on the brain
Must think clean thoughts this day
Must stop this lunch time distraction
Before my cock has a reaction

 

[AnAngelReally]

I am at work right now
Creativity here will have to wait
Although sex is on the brain
Must think clean thoughts this day
Must stop this lunch time distraction
Before my cock has a reaction

Didn't I say this was fun?

It doesn't have to be sexual.
Why not write about your lunch?
Or the sexy receptionist sitting nearby.

All right, we're men, it's natural
Ingrained even, in our genetic code.

What about your car? Make? Model?
And the half-naked car wash babes?

Argh! Can't get away from it.

Sex and women. Women and sex.
They're everywhere. Damn! Might as well
Plunge in and enjoy it all!

 

[AverageGary]

In the office all by myself
Yet still must have good behavior
Never know when someone will enter
I don't want to get caught
Doing things that will please myself
No sexy secretary to be seen
Just the boredom of the screen

 

[Piscator]

Cover your eyes (extracted from craiglist mfm)

she's 18 and in peek condition!

 

[AverageGary]

It's a weak effort as I'm tired
But figure I'll put it up
to see if anyone likes it ....


Late night driving had become boring
Joe found a new way to utilize
his cell phone dashboard mounting view
He would watch porn while driving
Passing drivers might give strange looks
when they see the screen glowing
But they can't hear girls moaning
The bluetooth sound makes it better
He's hopeful his wife will find inspiration
There's nothing better than being blown
Driving down the highway doing seventy

 

[rawsilk]

she's 18 and in peek condition!

*laughs, mind boggles - everything on Craiglist?!

 

[rawsilk]

It's a weak effort as I'm tired
But figure I'll put it up
to see if anyone likes it ....


Late night driving had become boring
Joe found a new way to utilize
his cell phone dashboard mounting view
He would watch porn while driving
Passing drivers might give strange looks
when they see the screen glowing
But they can't hear girls moaning
The bluetooth sound makes it better
He's hopeful his wife will find inspiration
There's nothing better than being blown
Driving down the highway doing seventy

If you can write like this.
When you are tired and driving.
Yours is a post I'll await.
The development of an erotic thought.
Is clearly part of your domain.
Moans coming from a bluetooth device.
More than a girl can take.
Really, men's moans are best.
You're wanting to get her going.
You wrote yours in 11 lines
So this is just a filler!

 

[AnAngelReally]

Hitchhiker’s blues

One hour, two hours, three. Damn!

I was late before I left.
I'll be the last one there.

Why won't anyone stop for me?
I can't look so very terrifying
That they'd be all so afraid.

I showered, I shaved, I dressed
Very carefully so I wouldn't threaten
Men or women, any or all.
All I ask is a lift.

Oh, there, at last, one stops.
I walk over, hell, I run.
I lean in the open door
Of course, I notice her breasts.
What things of beauty! Praise Nature!

A gentleman, I look up quickly,
But couldn't miss the tanned thighs
Before I look in her eyes.
"Going my way, miss?" I ask.
"Hop in if you dare, Pet."
Say what? How did she know?

I have heard it said before.
The real ones have strange powers
Over those of our lowly kind.
Though I've seen hints, that's all.
I can't say I really believed
An urban legend, surely a myth
It just couldn't be for real.

She looks my way, she frowns.
I lower my eyes, not worthy,
To gaze upon such wondrous beauty
Perfection made incarnate by the Goddess.
An ordinary woman picked me up.
By the time I sat down
Her true self showed. I'm doomed!
I've been found out. I'm blessed!

"Where were you going, Little One?"
Her Voice wraps around my soul.
It's true. It's all very true.
"I was waiting for you Miss."
"Good. I was looking for you."
"Pet apologizes for making you search."
"No matter, I found you now."

She shows it to me first.
Dangles it before my widened eyes.
The mark of a true Miss.
Fakes and poseurs use studded leather.
Here's the tool of real power.
A collar of the softest kid.

One touch to raise my chin,
Eyes closed so not to offend.
She wraps it and then waits.
I know what is expected here.
Do I dare? I can't resist.

With shaking hands and numb fingers,
I clip the clasp. Fate sealed.
I feel her gentle smile shine.
My heart swells with such pride.

"Open your eyes, dear Little One."
I whimper, I moan, I obey.
My first look was as nothing.

Her inner beauty surpasses the outer.
My life is fulfilled, at last.

Miss takes her Pet to heaven.


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[AverageGary]

If you can write like this.
When you are tired and driving.
Yours is a post I'll await.
The development of an erotic thought.
Is clearly part of your domain.
Moans coming from a bluetooth device.
More than a girl can take.
Really, men's moans are best.
You're wanting to get her going.
You wrote yours in 11 lines
So this is just a filler!

I wrote like that at home
after returning from driving at night
using the bluetooth to stereo connection
makes the moans come through louder

 

[AverageGary]

It is time to say goodnight
Looking forward to comments on falcon
hopefully you found in it delight
writing off the cuff is tough
it's just a stream of consciousness
when I let my dirty mind
run wild taking over the keyboard

 

[rawsilk]

It is time to say goodnight
Looking forward to comments on falcon
hopefully you found in it delight
writing off the cuff is tough
it's just a stream of consciousness
when I let my dirty mind
run wild taking over the keyboard

Amazing how wonderful eroticism is, it can make one free and so very happy. Pity it has had such a bad wrap and was spun as a dirty mind. Didn't priests say thinking that way was dirty? Better they thought about what they wanted to do to children, instead of actually doing it!

 

[AverageGary]

Amazing how wonderful eroticism is, it can make one free and so very happy. Pity it has had such a bad wrap and was spun as a dirty mind. Didn't priests say thinking that way was dirty? Better they thought about what they wanted to do to children, instead of actually doing it!

Agree that eroticism can be wonderful and does have a bad wrap

 

[Gwanji16]

Six words

She made me wear her corset.

 

[AverageGary]

Had to behave myself this morning
couldn't join wife in the shower
didn't want to wet her hair
she had to leave early today
I thought what could have been
her hand soaping, stroking my cock
my fingers sliding in her pussy
my other hand rubbing her breast
as water poured down on us
our tongues dancing with lips locked
decisions needed to be made quick
finish me there or get out
and run wet to the bed
where I could slide right in
my thrusting urgent hard and quick
while she bucked up meeting me
our moaning and groaning filling room
causing me to shoot in her
we kiss deeply before getting up
to go shut the water off
if we had stayed in shower
In her ear I would groan
while my cum coats her hand
she would moan soft and sincere
your fingers feel so good there
since neither happened I was left
to finish myself off right here

 

[AnAngelReally]

Way to write Gary old man
You have a good fantasy life

I don't understand why most people
Can only do simple one liners

Gwanji didn't tell all of us
What he did in her corset

Was it very tight on him
Did it make his cock jerk

Did she cream so very much
At the sight of him bound

Don't hide behind such cryptic teases
Enquiring minds want to know more

You showed your very fine mettle
In the Make Me Dirty thread

Silk is holding back on us
She enjoys seeing men have fun

Does she imagine her twitching body
Under our loving and hungry hands

Her fine and sensitive words hide
A healthy sensuality I can bet

Come on love let it flow
From your imagination through your fingers

Take your hand from your pussy
Caress all those sticky black keys

Dirty minds want to be fed
With your very own fantasies too


13X2X6

 

[AverageGary]

Some write simple one line stories
Because they only view page one
They don't skip to last page
Where there's fun to be had

 

[AverageGary]

will silk give us a thrill
By telling us what she does
While reading our fine erotic prose
Does she type with one hand
While strumming her pretty pink clit
Does she imagine we are there
To handle her with erotic care
Or are there other erotic thoughts
Going through her mind this day
As she reads questions with care

 

[Jenny17]

Honey, marry me ... the condom broke!

 

[AverageGary]

Honey, marry me ... the condom broke!

Jenny my dear please keep going
The rules have changed for better
Six word lines are the norm
How many lines counted - not relevant
Rhyme and meter do not matter
Describe what was happening in story
Were they wild when it broke
Or was he just too big
Inquiring minds need your answers now
I am sure you'll thrill us
With writing, your start is delighting