What's your most pathetic regularly occuring moment?

[KillerMuffin]

C'mon, fess up so I don't feel so lonely.

Mine is that I get this yen to masturbate but I'm too lazy to actually do it. So I think about it and get a little frustrated until I get up and go watch a movie.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Doomed To Drink Beer At

Empty Singing Joints!

But It's Getting Colder So It'll Pick THE FUCK UP!

I Hope

 

[red_rose]

I've been known to fall down at random for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

It's kinda embarrassing and happens to me (in front of people) about once a month or so.

 

[Tyrael]

Not being able to decide which pic to masturbate to.

 

[April]

My most pathetic regularly occuring moment is desiring attention from a group of people on the internet that I will probably never know or meet.

 

[Madia]

I'll get somewhat hungry, and will go take a look in the fridge. But most of the time I'm not in the mood to cook, so I'll just walk away and do the same thing an hour later... until of course, I finally cook something.

 

[riff]

~lights up a cigarette~

What?

 

[Pagliacci]

The annoying ability to kill conversation.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Falling in love.

 

[scylis]

my jug of sake is still empty. i guess the other ronin drain theirs to get the balls to fight me. that's 7 now that have had empty jugs.

 

[perks]

Falling in love.

no dude, that's mine.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Not being able to decide which pic to masturbate to.

this sound's frighteningly familiar.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I'll get somewhat hungry, and will go take a look in the fridge. But most of the time I'm not in the mood to cook, so I'll just walk away and do the same thing an hour later... until of course, I finally cook something.

sound's like a chapter from any day in my life.

 

[Graymouse]

I'm also far too lazy to cook. I'm often too lazy to even go to the store to buy food to not cook, so frequently I'm at the mercy of whatever is left in my refrigerator. I'd like to say eating cereal with milk that's gone bad was a one-time-thing, but it's becoming pathetically habitual. Sigh.

 

[Bluesboy2]

C'mon, fess up so I don't feel so lonely.

Mine is that I get this yen to masturbate but I'm too lazy to actually do it. So I think about it and get a little frustrated until I get up and go watch a movie.

Seeing your AV and reading your posts and thinking "Awww, she is so precious". In a nice way of course.

 

[OUTSIDER]

I'm also far too lazy to cook. I'm often too lazy to even go to the store to buy food to not cook, so frequently I'm at the mercy of whatever is left in my refrigerator. I'd like to say eating cereal with milk that's gone bad was a one-time-thing, but it's becoming pathetically habitual. Sigh.

I now buy long life milk or it goes off before I get half way through the carton....still thats what happens when your a working stiff

 

[kidthor]

...getting up in the morning...

 

[Never]

KillerMuffin:
"Mine is that I get this yen to masturbate but I'm too lazy to actually do it. So I think about it and get a little frustrated until I get up and go watch a movie."

I started masturbating the night before last but got bored and fell asleep.

 

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