What's your masturbation ritual?

[Piper_Malibu]

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[wild-thing]

Have erotic thought. Remove cock from clothing. Stroke. Cum. Repeat as necessary.

 

[drvortex]

I used to do it in the bedroom while watching pornos. Now that my wife doesn't like the movies anymore (therefore they all have been trashed), I have downloaded some videos and masturbate to them. I have a rag under my computer desk for my cum. I toss it in the laundry after about a week's worth of cum and replace w/ new rag. I masturbate on a regular basis of about twice per day. If I get up early enough, I masturbate in the shower or in bed. Then I do it again at night while in bed. My wife is next to me but she sleeps so soundly that she doesn't even knwo. I'm very quiet when I masturbate. To be honest, I've masturbated once today and about to do it again before bed.

 

[menaguy74]

Have erotic thought. Remove cock from clothing. Stroke. Cum. Repeat as necessary.

lmao.

 

[wild-thing]

Menaguy, I take it you have a similar masturbatory regiment?