What's your Karaoke threshold?

What's your Karaoke Threshold?

  • I can do it stone cold sober, at the drop of a hat

    Votes: 6 18.8%
  • Slightly merry

    Votes: 5 15.6%
  • Shit-faced

    Votes: 7 21.9%
  • You'd have to force me at gunpoint

    Votes: 14 43.8%

  • Total voters
    32

NoJo

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How much alcohol do you need before you get up and sing?
 
Need? Absolutely none..

However, a couple of glasses of wine make me get my torch out..

I love karaoke.. :nana:
 
My RL

Equivalent to Lit..I flirt shamelessly and act bawdily..and fortunately I can also sing pretty well!
 
sweetsubsarahh said:
Anytime.

What do you want to hear?

Any song that makes you wiggle about and rotate your shoulders, and possibly throw off some articles of clothing
 
No one wants to hear me try to sing - trust me.

Aside from that, I hate karaoke. Wish it had never been invented. Hate the Japanese for exporting it. Loathe it with a passion. I don't want to hear other people sing, unless it's a concert or they're singing to me as we're fucking.
 
LadyJeanne said:
No one wants to hear me try to sing - trust me.

Aside from that, I hate karaoke. Wish it had never been invented. Hate the Japanese for exporting it. Loathe it with a passion. I don't want to hear other people sing, unless it's a concert or they're singing to me as we're fucking.
I'd find that last one most distracting. Fucking should be a serious business.
 
Sub Joe said:
I'd find that last one most distracting. Fucking should be a serious business.

When it's done right, oh yeah, it's serious....seriously good.

*nods emphatically*
 
LadyJeanne said:
When it's done right, oh yeah, it's serious....seriously good.

*nods emphatically*

I'm nodding emphatically too. It's quite hard to stop, isn't it?
 
Sub Joe said:
Any song that makes you wiggle about and rotate your shoulders, and possibly throw off some articles of clothing

The piece I used the last time I sang at church should be perfect.
 
Karaoke Fucking

You fuck to silent porn films shown on screen behind you. Could be fun providing the orgasm vocals.

Perdita
 
heh

perdita said:
You fuck to silent porn films shown on screen behind you. Could be fun providing the orgasm vocals.

Perdita

Oh - I could sooo get into that!
 
Sub Joe said:
How much alcohol do you need before you get up and sing?
No beer, but serve me a well balanced dare...
perdita said:
You fuck to silent porn films shown on screen behind you. Could be fun providing the orgasm vocals.
Ok, that would take me a pint or two. :D
 
I hear tales that I did a great rendition of some song at some bar and won some sort of a cash prize.

I can't remember what bar, what song, or even being there at all, so I guess that's indicitive of my state of mind at the time. :eek:

Judging from the sound of my singing when I'm sober, I'm thinking the other contestants(if there were any) probably were in a similar condition. :rolleyes:
 
sincerely_helene said:
This much:

Goddammit, I think I love you. Everyone always shows their good side in pictures on her (and your good side's bloody good). It's nice to see a human photo.

The Earl
 
TheEarl said:
Goddammit, I think I love you. Everyone always shows their good side in pictures on her (and your good side's bloody good). It's nice to see a human photo.

The Earl

Haha! I love how you worded that so carefully. :rose:
 
sincerely_helene said:
Haha! I love how you worded that so carefully. :rose:

S'true. Me included - people keep saying how good I look in my photos, but there are tons of attempt that don't make the cut. All thep hotos are from very flattering angles and poses.

Amazing to see someone who's willing to show both their best and their drunkest of times. :D

The Earl
 
LadyJeanne said:
Love it, love it, love it. Wish I'd been there!

:D :D :D
No, you don't! I did a face dive into the back of my friends car and sprained my baby finger, (at least I think that's how I did it,) and then I spent 10 minutes trying to unlock the door to the wrong suite thinking it was mine. My neighbor was not impressed. Actually, shouldn't call him my neighbor because it was the wrong floor altogether. :eek:

Birthdays. Gotta love em. :rolleyes:
 
TheEarl said:
S'true. Me included - people keep saying how good I look in my photos, but there are tons of attempt that don't make the cut. All thep hotos are from very flattering angles and poses.

Amazing to see someone who's willing to show both their best and their drunkest of times. :D

The Earl

Thanks. I would normally not post drunk pics unless drunk. :eek:
 
I voted earlier.
I'm with the "gunpoint" crowd.

When I sing, it makes the feral cats howl in pain.
 
Sub Joe said:
How much alcohol do you need before you get up and sing?

You'd have to give me so much, I'd pass out before I could perform.

THANK GOD!!!!!!!!

:eek:
 
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