What's your dream job/career/occupation?

[KillerMuffin]

Silly or not, realistic or not?

My dream job involves being at a computer most of the day, whenever I choose to be. I don't mind an office setting, but I don't want the 9-5 deal, I'm an evening person, I'd much prefer to show up for work in the afternoon. Of course, I'd prefer to not show up at all and just do the stuff at home. I have better munchies here. Writing, either computer crap or fiction. Preferably both at the same time.

Barring that, I'd like to be a massuese at a ritzy spa for naked male athletes. I realize some would be just icky, but mostly, well. Let's just say, ooooooooooooooooooohhhhh baby!

 

[Sammyjo]

I'd like to stay home all day and be a sex slave...well, a regular mom when the kids are home/awake...but a sex slave the rest of the time.

 

[Guest]

Shea Stadium, Flushing, Queens.

Leading off, and playing second base for the New York Mets.....

R Nitelight

 

[BrainyBeauty]

If it's a dream, don't wake me up!

Heiress to a chocolate fortune.

With a coterie of gorgeous, half-naked men at my beck and call waiting on me hand and foot.

 

[R Nitelight]

BrainyBeauty

Why half-naked?

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Mine is working with Animals and owning a ranch...That would be My idea of a job....



The Wife

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Nitelight

Well, idle hands are the devil's workshop.
I can't just sit around all day twiddling my thumbs. I need something to do. She did say a job.

So I would have to finish undressing them.

 

[Juliangel]

I would like to own a chain of cafes. All the waiters would look like Chippendale dances and only wear g-strings and short little waiter aprons (hey their tips have to go somewhere).

I would call it "The Hardcock Cafe"

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Being highly creative and of a combat mind-set...

I missed my calling as a Chef. A well paid, famous, Emerril of Bobby Flaye type of Chef.

I don't like long drawn out - high pressure projects - that TV unfortunately mandates.

In the kitchen I imagine - it's hot, it's hell, it's one problem after another, fast and fierce - I like that shit - then - it's over.

Until the next day. It's intense agony, no long drawn anguish. And - your fuck-ups come and go quicker and easier too.

Yep, I know - I would have been a great Chef.

 

[riff]

I want John "Buttman" Stagliano's job.

 

[Purple Haze]

I wanna direct porno musicals,

I've never seen one, but I can imagine some hot chick riding a rod and screaming like Ann Wilson.

Can you imagine a blow-job/guitar solo?

Girl on girl two part harmonies, humming of course.

Could happen.....

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Little Queen

Ann Wilson? hmmmmmm

Let me go crazy on you ...

I wanna be a rich writer who fucks rock stars when i grow up.
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hey Purple luv your porn flic could be called Magic Cans lol

 

[CreamyLady]

I want a job where I can sit at a computer and solve puzzles. I love puzzles -- word puzzles, jigsaw puzzles, brainteasers, you name it.

I will spend hours and hours on a good, twisted puzzle.

There is just something in my head that won't let me leave it until I solve it.

 

[Never]

I'd like to be Supergirl.. baring that I'd like to draw her.

 

[Nobody Special]

Re: Being highly creative and of a combat mind-set...

I missed my calling as a Chef. A well paid, famous, Emerril of Bobby Flaye type of Chef.

I don't like long drawn out - high pressure projects - that TV unfortunately mandates.

In the kitchen I imagine - it's hot, it's hell, it's one problem after another, fast and fierce - I like that shit - then - it's over.

Until the next day. It's intense agony, no long drawn anguish. And - your fuck-ups come and go quicker and easier too.

Yep, I know - I would have been a great Chef.

Hey Sparky, You really don't wnat to be in the Food business!!!! Yes it is almost the way you discribed it BUT..... it is like being a Rock Star, Only about 1% actually get the money that they are worth.. I have been in teh Food Business for more then 20 Years and worked my way up to Managment in a National Hotel Chain. I had to Quit and had to be begged to come back by the Executive Chef and when I did Finally come back I demanded a Raise, (Imagine if you will, I worked there for 6 years prior to quitting and never got above $6 an Hour) just to get abouve the $6/ Hour mark..

So yes I would say Become a Chef as a part timer or as a Hobby but not as a profesion, it is not worth the headaches.

Yes I know that there is a High demand and always will be a high demand for the food industry, but people are not willing to pay you for the demand...

Sorry Sparky but I thought you would like to know what it is like from some ones point of view that has been called chef.. THE FOOD BUSINESS SUCKS!!!! and I do appollogize for the tone here to Sparky it is not against you tho it may sond like it is..

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[Nobody Special]

Well any way.. back to the thing that brought me here....

Ok My Ideal Job is.... Now Listen up you may want it also.....

To make $100,000/ yr working 1 hour a yr and going into work for that one hour and haveing a 1 hour paid lunch break..

Now does that sound like the perfect job or what??

OR

Become a Rock Star that Gets to FUCK Rich Writters... one or the other..

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[Edited by Nobody Special on 01-07-2001 at 10:58 AM]

 

[Bs]

When I grow up???

I would like to work at Disneyland and drive the street car up and down Main St.. you know the horse drawn one ... get paid to visit with people all day..... now that would be a perfect job....

Oh well, been there done that....

I know the next best thing how about: Greeter a Walmart

or

Professional Fisherman

or

maybe the grass is not always greener on the other side....

 

[bulld]

The perfect job??? Hmmmmmm !!!

My perfect job would be as a successful author. Write a few good books and then live on the royalties while I write more.


OR


Owner of a couple of movie theaters and maybe a drive in.

 

[Havocman]

Founder, Leader, and Chief Prophet of my own cult of devoted zealots...complete with guard patrolled compound, underground bunkers, and nubile concubines...

Either that or Capo of my own Organized Crime family..."Someday, and this day may never come, I will ask you for a favor...You can show your gratitude to me at that time..."

Don Havoc Corleone

 

[chatbug]

I'm lucky enough to enjoy what I do for a living.

My dream job would be to visit people in their homes and teach them how to really use the expensive computer that some flashy commercial or sales person convinced them they had to have.

Of course, the beautiful female computer users would be so appreciative that I showed them how to downlaod MP3's using Napster, that they would have their way with me.

 

[Dirk13]

EASY!

a porn star....yes yes...a god among men...that gets laid for a job, and actually by hot chicks....

 

[OUTSIDER]

I've allways.....

wanted to be the official gynaecologist to the Miss World contest....ahh what it is to dream.

 

[Adoratrice]

My dream job would be to sit and talk to people...you know, really talk, not any fake stuff .Just sit and really dig deep into things that you normally don't tell anybody. Oh hey!!!! maybe if I actually went back to school they would give me my degree in sociology...you think?

 

[teresafannin]

I would love to work as a victim/survivor's rights advocate. It is still mostly volunteers, but some areas of the country have paid staff who work through the police department/sherriff department/county or city attorneys.

 

[Bushido71XS]

I'd probably have to agree with Havoc. Capo de tutti Capo would be a pretty good job, until those pesky Feds start investigating your ass.



Me, I'd like to be one of those guys who goes around the country demolishing Skyscrapers and Sports Coliseums. That's got to be some serious fun, getting paid to blow up shit on a large scale.