What's Your Diagnosis??

[rosco rathbone]

Mine:

OOD
SSS


Oral Obsession Disorder
Sexual Selfishness Syndrome

 

[corkie2]

I suffer from that rare Hawiian Syndrome called "Ahh Lakka Nookie"



Been toooooooo loooooooong since I been laid.

Corkie

 

[laurel-marie]

Let's see, I am a ...


TSCV (tricky subject changer virus)

 

[TaintedB]

Mine:

OOD
SSS


Oral Obsession Disorder
Sexual Selfishness Syndrome

You forgot IABC

(It's All B.o.l.o.x. Condition)

 

[TaintedB]

I suffer from that rare Hawiian Syndrome called "Ahh Lakka Nookie"



Been toooooooo loooooooong since I been laid.

Corkie

LOL, I love the way that sounds when I say it outloud. I have that one too, btw.

 

[corkie2]

LOL, I love the way that sounds when I say it outloud. I have that one too, btw.

MMMMMmmmm, me tooo. I love the Hawiian language...it is very sensual I think.

 

[Marquis]

Hypersexual.

Not a joke, diagnosed by a real MD.

 

[TaintedB]

MMMMMmmmm, me tooo. I love the Hawiian language...it is very sensual I think.

I don't know a lot about how Hawiian sounds, but that particular phrase sounds like something a Japanese shogun might say very fast and fiercely: "Ahh! ... Lakke Nookie!"

 

[graceanne]

I'm weird. An actual phychologist told me that. *shrugs* I had just taken one of those tests where you are supposed to end a sentance they started. And when I asked how I'd done, he said "You're weird." Is that a technical term? lol

 

[landcruisergal]

I was told i had multi factor issues potentiating stress related disorders. Would that be MFIPSRD?
and i hadn't even discussed my sex life, but its multi factorial for sure.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Hypersexual.

Not a joke, diagnosed by a real MD.

I was diagnosed same by a 4th year psychiatry student. I think I posted the medical research paper she emailed me, about rapists and hypersexuality.

 

[Marquis]

I was diagnosed same by a 4th year psychiatry student. I think I posted the medical research paper she emailed me, about rapists and hypersexuality.

I'd be interested in reading it.

 

[corkie2]

LOL well now I really don't know if it is catchy or not but I do know of several people that suffer from it occasionally.

Now that this thread has gotten me to thinking I have recalled some of the things I have been diagnosed with over the years. lol

ADD (my family teases me about being easily distracted by bright shiney objects after the time I was so awed by a cavern full of shiney crystals and had a hard time following the trail)

CRS (this one I got from my kids: Can't Remember Shit)

SHD (from my Mom when I was a teenager: Selective Hearing Disorder)

CTS (from a high school boyfriend I would not have sex with: Cock Teasing Slut)

my all time favorite is what my last bf called me:

GCS (great cock sucker! )


corkie

 

[Miss JD Creant]

OCD (Obsessive Cocksucking Disorder).
I need a telethon.

 

[rosco rathbone]

OCD (Obsessive Cocksucking Disorder).
I need a telethon.

There needs to be an academic grant to study you in detail.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Here is mine. NLL (never learns her lesson)

 

[Miss JD Creant]

There needs to be an academic grant to study you in detail.

Will I get to travel?

 

[laurel-marie]

Here is mine. NLL (never learns her lesson)

I think this one's contagious....I have it too.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Will I get to travel?

Your travel expenses to The Institute will be covered, yes.

 

[Marquis]

Can we get her a small meal stipend as well?

 

[Miss JD Creant]

Your travel expenses to The Institute will be covered, yes.

Room and board?

 

[Miss JD Creant]

Can we get her a small meal stipend as well?

I read this as 'small male stipend' at first. And was about to call a halt to the research.
You were just referring to yourself, right?

 

[rosco rathbone]

Nature of program renders meal stipend uneccessary.

A place to sleep will be provided.

 

[Miss JD Creant]

Nature of program renders meal stipend uneccessary.

A place to sleep will be provided.

At least I know I will be getting plenty of protein.

 

[Marquis]

It generally takes more calories to extract the semen than the semen itself offers.

Prepare to lose weight.