What's your battle cry?

[cloudy]

Found this over at the GB, posted by Dreamweaver, I think.

It's really too funny. Try it.......here

Mine is:

Zang! Who is that, running on the plains! It is Cloudy, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a bloodthirsty cry, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to smash you so forcibly, you will polymorph into Ronald Reagan!!!"

 

[mtnman2003]

Zang..........

I also fed the box, and got the following response:

Stalking through the terrain, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Mtnman2003! And he gives a low roar:

"I'm going to beat you beyond the end of time, and add a notch to my bedpost!!!"


I notched my bedpost during high school for my mother to see... not quite what I was scoring......

Mtn

 

[Alex De Kok]

Hey, it's fun!

Lo! Who is that, stalking through the desert! It is Alex, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a guttural scream, his voice cometh:

"For the love of beatings, I pillage faster than the super-flu!!!"


Amusing concept!

Alex

 

[Guest]

I like mine:

Rampaging out of the candy store, attacking with a vorpal blade, cometh Perdita! And she gives a low howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I shall fill the world with the stench of death!!"

Perdita

 

[oggbashan]

Who is that, prowling through the fields! It is Oggbashan, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to torment you until there are no limbs left to break!"

 

[Guest]

Yep, 'tis fun!

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Striding amidst the desert, brandishing a reflective halberd, cometh Tatelou! And she gives a booming cry:

"I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!"

Lou

 

[CharleyH]

Who is that, skulking through the tarmac! It is CHARLEY, hands clutching a vorpal blade! She screams apocalyptically:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I destroy all in my path until my glands are satisfied!"


Well, well, well - amusing.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Striding over the hotel lobby, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Abstruse! And she gives a cruel howl:

"Hail the blood-letting! I slice through beating hearts until my glands are satisfied!!!"


Damn........that is sooooo me. Going shopping for a jeweled meat hammer! I wonder if I can get one on E-Bay?

 

[rgraham666]

Yea, verily: Who is that, striding across the fields! It is Rgraham666, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bruise you so thoroughly, it will be a new form of crime!!!"

Actually I prefer the weapon know by the Elves as the Winchester 30-06. I like the battle cry though.

 

[Boota]

Prowling through the steppes, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Boota! And he gives a spectacular grunt:

"I'm going to pummel you until you are unable to sit properly!!!"


Actually, I believe I have said those exact words before. And I did use to have a bladed baseball bat.

 

[neonlyte]

Sprinting over the tundra, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Neonlyte! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"

 

[cloudy]

Sprinting over the tundra, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Neonlyte! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"

Discombobulate?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Who is that, running through the wasteland! It is Lucky-E-leven, hands clutching a vorpal blade! And with an ominous scream, her voice cometh:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I pilliage and burn like a klepto-pyro!!"

~lucky (klepto-pyro )

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Sprinting on the plains, attacking with a bladed baseball bat, cometh Colly! And she gives a vengeful bellow:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I carve into flesh like a sentient bulldozer!!!"


Knew it was a bad day to wear the yellow bra and panty set. Bull dozer indeed! I'm clearly no bigger than a volkswagon!

-Colly

 

[Liar]

just for the record...

Striding out of the fields, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Liar! And he gives a gutteral bellow:

"I'm seriously going to smack you until you turn inside-out, and plug you into a power plant!!"

What are buzzaw hand extensions?

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Sprinting out of the icy wasteland, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Colleen! And she gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to fuck you so thoroughly, you will not be able to see straight!!"


Much better. Des, Renza, lucky, Min and all you other lovely ladies, take heed!

-Colleen

 

[neonlyte]

Discombobulate?

It's a polite way of saying

Mis. Dom, Copulate? (ok I turned one of the b's upside down)

 

[Guest]

Discombobulate?

I love that word, and use it often.

Lucky Neon for having it in his battle cry. Wanna swap? I had bacon in mine.

Lou

 

[Guest]

Larfed out loud. I couldn't fear anyone who used the word 'discombobulate'.

Perdita

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sprinting out of the icy wasteland, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh Colleen! And she gives a gutteral howl:

"I'm going to fuck you so thoroughly, you will not be able to see straight!!"


Much better. Des, Renza, lucky, Min and all you other lovely ladies, take heed!

-Colleen

ROFLMAO! While simultaneously praying I run into Colleen, sight be damned!

~lucky

p.s. Too funny, hon.

 

[cloudy]

Larfed out loud. I couldn't fear anyone who used the word 'discombobulate'.

Perdita

don't forget the "vengeance and goo"....



every one of them's gotten a smile from me.

 

[Guest]

Frankly, I think Colly just made hers up. P.

 

[Guest]

don't forget the "vengeance and goo"....

Oh yeah, Cloud, really terrified of goo. P.

 

[Guest]

I like this Lou battlecry better than the Tatelou one:

Lo! Who is that, skulking through the candy store! It is Lou, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! She cries ominously:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I sow darkness and discord with reckless abandon!!"

Much more me.

Lou

Edited to add: Perdita, I've just read back through the thread again, and it's actually very similar to yours. Spooky.

 

[neonlyte]

Look, if your just going to Larf, I'll drop the Halberd and give you something to Larf at!

Bloody Warrier Women.

NL