What's your #1 Pet Perv about the opposite sex?

Jeezie Chreezie, how do you perv on a smile? I mean, you can be attracted to one, but can you really PERV on a smile?
 
Shingen said:
Believe it or not...a smile.

smiles are good... I happen to like broad shoulders... not an requirement... but a nice enhancement... Intelligent is paramount...
 
cheesysusie said:
Jeezie Chreezie, how do you perv on a smile? I mean, you can be attracted to one, but can you really PERV on a smile?

Well that was my #1 thing. I'm weird like that. Then again, I'm not like most guys. Which is a blessing actually. You've got to know me to understand my answer. lol....But hey, I like tits and asses too!
 
Panties. I have a gigantic panty fetish. Breasts don't hold any kind of fascination for me on the same level as panties do. I like to at least think I'm more mature than to stoop to shoe mirrors, but not by much. :eek: I especially like it when it digs in just a bit and I can see the outline of her pussy through the fabric. It gets me every time.
 
Sillyman said:
Panties. I have a gigantic panty fetish. Breasts don't hold any kind of fascination for me on the same level as panties do. I like to at least think I'm more mature than to stoop to shoe mirrors, but not by much. :eek: I especially like it when it digs in just a bit and I can see the outline of her pussy through the fabric. It gets me every time.

I think we need to change your name to obsessive man. DAMN! Remind me again not to wear a skirt if we ever meet up for coffee. Shoe mirrors!
 
Sillyman said:
Panties. I have a gigantic panty fetish. Breasts don't hold any kind of fascination for me on the same level as panties do. I like to at least think I'm more mature than to stoop to shoe mirrors, but not by much. :eek: I especially like it when it digs in just a bit and I can see the outline of her pussy through the fabric. It gets me every time.


heh gigantic panty fetish




Ahh ya like the cameltoe as well.

When I was a teenager I never understood why my mother would tell me to not wear such tight jeans, that it was showing too much and looked vulgar. Innocently it didn't occur to me that fellas would erm.. enjoy that view.
 
cheesysusie said:
I think we need to change your name to obsessive man. DAMN! Remind me again not to wear a skirt if we ever meet up for coffee. Shoe mirrors!

I'll remind you. I'm not a bad guy by nature. I'm just what happens when a man gets left to stew in his sexual juices for too long. I get ignored and I can't have the kind of love life that I really want, so I start needing outlets for my sexual and romantic tendicies. I start drifting from "healthy" objects of desire (other people) to alternatives that can't judge me or make me feel subhuman, like porn or underwear. Society creates it's own fucking deviants by leaving people like me out in the fucking emotional cold to long.

DO wear pants. You wouldn't want some perv to accidently get his rocks off or something.
 
k¡tty said:
heh gigantic panty fetish




Ahh ya like the cameltoe as well.

When I was a teenager I never understood why my mother would tell me to not wear such tight jeans, that it was showing too much and looked vulgar. Innocently it didn't occur to me that fellas would erm.. enjoy that view.

I like women in the tight short cutoff denim shorts or in skirts. It really helps accentuate the panties nicely. I like to dress up women as much as I like to undress them. I think the problem is I miss my doll from when I was a kid.
 
Hey hey hey calm down. I was joking with you sweetie. PM me if you need to talk. I'm a great listener.
 
Sillyman said:
I like women in the tight short cutoff denim shorts or in skirts. It really helps accentuate the panties nicely. I like to dress up women as much as I like to undress them. I think the problem is I miss my doll from when I was a kid.


I'm curious as to what type of panties you find more erotic on a woman.


Do you think the thongs/g-strings that some wear that you can see rising above their low rise skirt/pants are sexy?
 
I like the way some of them smell. I've historically had a bad habit of choosing dates based on whether I found them olifactorily pleasing or not.
 
cheesysusie said:
Well? What is it?

I would have to go with LEGS. Can't get enough of those LEGS. With the exeption of maybe the eyes, LEGS are a woman's most powerful flirting tool. And there are so many things one can do with LEGS ;)
 
Nora said:
I like the way some of them smell. I've historically had a bad habit of choosing dates based on whether I found them olifactorily pleasing or not.


Oh I'm a sniffer to.


But the hands.. the fingers. Ack I need to stop thinking 'bout this stuff.
 
k¡tty said:
Oh I'm a sniffer to.


But the hands.. the fingers. Ack I need to stop thinking 'bout this stuff.

Hands are good. For me it's mostly about the nails though. They MUST be short and clean. I will date a bass player, but not a guitar player. *Grins*
 
Eyes are first thing...then love the ladies in tight jeans--the whole package.
 
k¡tty said:
I'm curious as to what type of panties you find more erotic on a woman.


Do you think the thongs/g-strings that some wear that you can see rising above their low rise skirt/pants are sexy?

I think they are sexy, but almost all cuts, colors, and materials of panties have different appeals to me on different days. I would be the guy in the lingerie aisle running his hands on everything.

I'm not mad Susie, I just have a blowhard virus tonight. Pay me no mind.
 
Nora said:
I like the way some of them smell. I've historically had a bad habit of choosing dates based on whether I found them olifactorily pleasing or not.

I never get that close. It tends to scare them away.
 
Sillyman said:
I think they are sexy, but almost all cuts, colors, and materials of panties have different appeals to me on different days. I would be the guy in the lingerie aisle running his hands on everything.

I'm not mad Susie, I just have a blowhard virus tonight. Pay me no mind.



You're going to be a wonderful husband or serious boyfriend to someone. Most women love their man buying them sexy panties and lingerie.





Oh Nora short and clean nails are a must! I have a male friend who gets manicures.. which is a bit odd to me. lol but at least they are taken care of. :D
 
Sillyman said:
I never get that close. It tends to scare them away.

Maybe you just haven't found the girl to whom you smell "right" yet. =)

Hopefully when you do, you'll dig her panties. *Grins*


Edit to add: I dunno if I could handle a guy who got manicures, Kitty. I think that would creep me out a little. Aren't the bad guys in the movies always getting a manicure when they receive word that their nefarious plot has failed due to the untimely intervention of some pesky kids?
 
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