What's wrong with taking a chick to a hotel?

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When it's literally a chick!




AN UNCOMMON TOUCH: Michael Bessigano, 32, of Valparaiso, Ind., has been found guilty of animal abuse after stealing a chicken and taking it to a motel. The motel maid found the room strewn with blood and feathers and called police. When investigators asked Bessigano why he took the animal there, he said it was "to have sex with it." Because of similar earlier animal abuse convictions -- including one incident with a Rottweiler -- Bessigano was convicted as a habitual offender and sentenced to 10-1/2 years in prison. With time served taken into account, he could be released after as little as four more years of good behavior behind bars. (Times of Northwest Indiana) ...Don't let him work in the prison kitchen, then.


(taken from http://thisistrue.com)
 
Hmm and here I was ready to vent my disappointment that you might refer to women as "chicks."

Sex with a real, baby chick seems a bit odd. I can't even fathom the mechanics of it!

:eek:
 
Rambrat said:
A chicken...a chicken?!

I guess sheep are harder to sneak in...:D

Or easier, haven't hear of anyone getting caught with a sheep yet
 
MissTaken said:
Hmm and here I was ready to vent my disappointment that you might refer to women as "chicks."
:eek:


Never would have gotten as far as the hotel if I treated the ladies like that ;)
 
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