What's Wrong With My Avatar?

Marxist

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Look Guys, I had to fire my last av. He worked his ass off but kept getting shot at. This new guy works hard, can tame pussy no matter how big, and never gets wet due to that umbrella he won't fucking put down.

So lay off OK? He's trying to help me turn over a new leaf.
 
reserving comment until I see the other side of the leaf but i will give it the chance
 
Todd, I know you're a Christian but you not gay are you? That's not what I meant. M___ might want to meet you in the strap-on thread though.
 
Marxist said:
Todd, I know you're a Christian but you not gay are you? That's not what I meant. M___ might want to meet you in the strap-on thread though.


guess the leaf didn't turn to far :rolleyes:
 
Marxist,

Now hon, you can't really believe that changing your avatar is going to change peoples mind about you, do you? while im asking silly questions...why are you turning over a new leaf? whats wrong with the leaf ya got now? :)
 
i cant say for sure....

but i would guess that your new av is a woman. Just going by the shoes and hair, doesnt mean she cant still "tame pussy"
 
estevie, my last av was talking about your av and what's behind her back. that's one hell of a jungle booty according to him. my new guy says he's seen better. what's the truth?
 
Marxist said:
estevie, my last av was talking about your av and what's behind her back. that's one hell of a jungle booty according to him. my new guy says he's seen better. what's the truth? [/QUOTE

LMAO, trust me...i have a flat white girl ass, no jungle booty for me. :p

I don't think I like the new guy either..seen an ass better than mine...hmpf! ;)
 
If you start changing your AV..

to suit other people, you will never get anything else done.

Pick one you like, stick with it. Change it when the mood strikes YOU.

Lit is an addicting place and I think that people sometimes lose sight of the fact that it is, after all, an INTERNET site. Who cares what we think about you really?

I don't give a fat rat's ass what any of you think about me...and if you don't like it I can shut you off at any moment! :)
 
So you mean you're just saying those things about the mustang and the motorcycle and the spatula and the lariat?

*crawls off into corner to cry, sambo the av. takes shelter from tears under umbrella*
 

LMAO, trust me...i have a flat white girl ass, no jungle booty for me. :p

I don't think I like the new guy either..seen an ass better than mine...hmpf! ;)

Sambo the Avatar: What did that last guy know? He was from Brooklyn for crying our loud,
 
Marxist said:


Sambo the Avatar: What did that last guy know? He was from Brooklyn for crying our loud,

I think talking for your av is grounds for commitment to the looney bin ;)

but don't worry, i'll come visit! :p :p
 
Do you really want to know what's wrong with using Sambo to represent yourself?

Or are you just a one-trick pony, culling through av files to irritate the PC crowd and/or incite vindictive, bitter rhetoric?

Provacateur? Poseur? Historically ignorant? Politically conscious?
Pick a personality, any personality.
 
estevie said:


I think talking for your av is grounds for commitment to the looney bin ;)

but don't worry, i'll come visit! :p :p

Sambo the avatar says: WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?

You'll have to forgive him, he's going to bed now.
 
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