What's Up With That?
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GuyJD
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COMING UP ON THE NEXT "JERRY SPRINGER SHOW"...
People who post just about anything in an online forum for a pathetic cry for attention.
And those who read them............LOL.
Coming up on the next "Jerry Springer Show".
(Hold on to your trailer home, folks. This is a hum-dinger)
People who post just about anything in an online forum for a pathetic cry for attention.
And those who read them............LOL.
Coming up on the next "Jerry Springer Show".
(Hold on to your trailer home, folks. This is a hum-dinger)
Dillinger
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Glad you have a sense of humor about it. There are tons of threads on this board where the title doesn't necessarily denote the content. There are tons of threads where the comments have nothing to do with the originator's original intent.
Think of this as an exercise in imagination.
What's up with that?
Well maybe nothing. Maybe something. What is that? "That" is an interesting term in and of itself. "What" is pretty interesting too. "Is" - well that is a whole story in itself... truly a very dangerous word. "IS" is so unforgiving. Something is this or something is that. With no room for flexibility. IS is a statement of fact. But we seldom know what the facts are, do we?
Language is a virus.
So pick any "that" that interests you and tell me what's up with it.
Think of this as an exercise in imagination.
What's up with that?
Well maybe nothing. Maybe something. What is that? "That" is an interesting term in and of itself. "What" is pretty interesting too. "Is" - well that is a whole story in itself... truly a very dangerous word. "IS" is so unforgiving. Something is this or something is that. With no room for flexibility. IS is a statement of fact. But we seldom know what the facts are, do we?
Language is a virus.
So pick any "that" that interests you and tell me what's up with it.
BlondeBeauty
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Damn. I fell for it.
*Smacking Dillinger on my way out*
*Smacking Dillinger on my way out*
BlondeBeauty
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Looks at his comment.
Stares for a minute.
Starts to grin.
Covers her mouth.
Begins to giggle.
Breaks into loud gales of laughter.
I smacked you and you got the idea that I'm falling for you? hehehe...typical male...
I'm already taken...see the tattoo on my arm?
"Property of Nitelight"
Stares for a minute.
Starts to grin.
Covers her mouth.
Begins to giggle.
Breaks into loud gales of laughter.
I smacked you and you got the idea that I'm falling for you? hehehe...typical male...
I'm already taken...see the tattoo on my arm?
"Property of Nitelight"
BlondeBeauty
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No offense taken. Just being goofy.
Juspar Emvan
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This probably fits better under my name in the What song describes you thread, but this one's for you Angel
Violent Femmes - Add it Up
Why can't I get just one kiss
Why can't I get just one kiss
Believe me ther'd be some things that I wouldn't miss
But I look at you pants and I need a kiss
Why can't I get just one screw
Why can't I get just one screw
Believe me I know what to do
But something wont let me make love to you
Why can't I get just one fuck
Why can't I get just one fuck
I guess it's got something to do with luck
But I waited my whole life for just one . . .
So what's up with that!
Violent Femmes - Add it Up
Why can't I get just one kiss
Why can't I get just one kiss
Believe me ther'd be some things that I wouldn't miss
But I look at you pants and I need a kiss
Why can't I get just one screw
Why can't I get just one screw
Believe me I know what to do
But something wont let me make love to you
Why can't I get just one fuck
Why can't I get just one fuck
I guess it's got something to do with luck
But I waited my whole life for just one . . .
So what's up with that!
Angel
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What's wrong with them? Well basically I've been told that I'm the kinda girl they wanna settle down with. The problem is when they get with me, they don't wanna settle down yet. LOL. I'm always like "Why bother then" to which I get "Well you were worth trying for"
Ok well I guess they think that's supposed to make me feel better.
Anyway, so now nobody wants to use me for one night of wild passionate sex because they know I'm not like that and would feel bad.
But damnit I wanna do it just once!
Ok well I guess they think that's supposed to make me feel better.
Anyway, so now nobody wants to use me for one night of wild passionate sex because they know I'm not like that and would feel bad.
But damnit I wanna do it just once!
Dillinger
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Angel said:
Would take me lots longer than 2 minutes to get to where you are... so you'd have to except a hell of a lot more than just a quickie if I was going to go all that way... *weg*
And what's up with your new signature? "Practice Safe Sex - Go Fuck Yourself?" --- no wonder you're not getting any!
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