whats up with spray on condoms

Spray on?!

I haven't heard of them, but then it's been a long time since I've had to worry about condoms......wonder if they have flavors? Glow in the dark? Sorry, just had to ask!
 
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roxie said:
I haven't heard of them, but then it's been a long time since I've had to worry about condoms......wonder if they have flavors? Glow in the dark? Sorry, just had to ask!

It was in french and real french people speak it to fast for me to hear everything but from what I did get was

Get hard, spray on wait 30 seconds, re apply after every 3 minutes.

i didn't get anything about flavor or colors sorry.
 
WTF? Spray on Condoms?

Doesn't seem practical, reapplying after 3 minutes. I guess the technology is starting to come around though, but I can see a few problems with it. The one line that comes to mind is "You missed a spot."
 
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Todd-'o'-Vision said:


It was in french and real french people speak it to fast for me to hear everything but from what I did get was

Get hard, spray on wait 30 seconds, re apply after every 3 minutes.

i didn't get anything about flavor or colors sorry.


Are you sure it was condoms they were talking about?

And not starch...

:D
 
Ummm.... yikes. That does sound like a bit much trouble to go through for a fuck.

And, I do mean a fuck. Anything that lasts three minutes has got to be a fuck. Making love takes hours. And don't ask me about sex, cause I ain't got a timesheet for that one.
 
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p_p_man said:



Are you sure it was condoms they were talking about?

And not starch...

:D

I know the word condom well enough it got me in crap enough in juniour high french class cause it's pronouciation is similar to hood{bonnet for the english} of the car and I always screwed it up and the teach thought i was doing it on purpose
 
i wouldnt want to spray it and wait every 3 minutes...good lord, talk about breaking the mood!
may as well just use liquid latex and wait for it to dry.

still i would think just use the condom and forget about it.
 
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Todd-'o'-Vision said:


It was in french and real french people speak it to fast for me to hear everything but from what I did get was

Get hard, spray on wait 30 seconds, re apply after every 3 minutes.

i didn't get anything about flavor or colors sorry.

spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun, spray, wait 30 sec, 3 min of fun


At a certain point, the spray and wait 30 sec is gonna get tossed completely out of the picture....... Sounds like an effective form of frustration enhancement, not birth control/disease prevention.
 
Just think of all the potential trajedies. A guy gets an erection. His lover grabs a can and sprays it. She could grab the wrong can. Think... Raid! :eek:
 
what kind of spray on the condoms?
I never heard such a thing!
 
how in the hell would that work???

you spray it on and it closes the eye..... okay now nothing can come out.... so what the fuck happens when you cum???? won't you be hurting yourself that way? I mean a real condom has a place for it to go don't it? this stuff don't. i've not heard of the spray on but I did hear a few years ago of a paint on condom, apply it like a salv then it will turn hard into a ruber like substance, to remove you need worm water.... well wouldn't worm juices remove it as well???

spry on hiar didn't work, I don't think i'd trust a cane with something more important then hair....

and what if you mix up the bottles? you got a lote of shaveing to do lol.
 
Spray on car wax

Todd-'o'-Vision said:
I know the word condom well enough it got me in crap enough in juniour high french class cause it's pronouciation is similar to hood{bonnet for the english} of the car and I always screwed it up and the teach thought i was doing it on purpose

Wax on, wax off... spray, wait 30 seconds, buff...
 
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