What's under the Queen's Christmas tree?

[ABSTRUSE]

This is dedicated to Cloudy to cheer her up.

I say that Betty will recieve:
Lots of Cadbury bars...
17 pairs of support stockings...all in nude.
a new hat...
A DuranDuran concert shirt.....signed.
Bunny slippers...
and an Abstrusion's mug.

 

[Belegon]

I'll send a tote bag to match the mug...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

someone's not happy......

 

[OhMissScarlett]

This is dedicated to Cloudy to cheer her up.

I say that Betty will recieve:
Lots of Cadbury bars...
17 pairs of support stockings...all in nude.
a new hat...
A DuranDuran concert shirt.....signed.
Bunny slippers...
and an Abstrusion's mug.

I got her this shirt: I hope she likes it.
http://stores.tropicalstyleusa.com/catalog/queen%20of%20everything%20pink.jpg

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'll send a tote bag to match the mug...

Aww, that is beautiful.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Looks like she got some dental work for Christmas...

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/images/news/queen.jpg

 

[ABSTRUSE]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p249/abstruse_2006/bettytanked.jpg

 

[Zeb_Carter]

"How dare you Charles!"

http://freenet-homepage.de/Atelier/queen/images/Brooch-Queen%20Elizabeth%20II0034.jpg

 

[ABSTRUSE]

[URL=http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p249/abstruse_2006/ohbetty.jpg][IMG]http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p249/abstruse_2006/th_ohbetty.jpg[/URL][/IMG]

 

[ABSTRUSE]

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p249/abstruse_2006/th_ohbetty.jpg

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I know I was going to order one of Stella's wooden dildoes but my credit card got declined so I have to wait and sent it to her for valentines day.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Writing to Father Christmas.




http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p249/abstruse_2006/th_list.jpg

 

[Liar]

A purse.

But what's in the purse?

 

[angela146]

I know I was going to order one of Stella's wooden dildoes but my credit card got declined so I have to wait and sent it to her for valentines day.

I checked the royal warrants list and didn't find a dildo supplier. Maybe there's an opportunity for Stella?

"Purveyor of Fine Dildos by Appointment..."

Also, it looks like they have a "fishmonger" but I didn't see any royal warrants for "whoremongers"? You would think someone would be taking care of that.

BTW: what is the proper term for a purveyor of gigolos? Is that a "gigolomonger" or is there another title?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I checked the royal warrants list and didn't find a dildo supplier. Maybe there's an opportunity for Stella?

"Purveyor of Fine Dildos by Appointment..."

Also, it looks like they have a "fishmonger" but I didn't see any royal warrants for "whoremongers"? You would think someone would be taking care of that.

BTW: what is the proper term for a purveyor of gigolos? Is that a "gigolomonger" or is there another title?

I want to be a gigolo. a really upscale escort for hire kind of boy toy........ sigh

 

[shereads]

Fergie.

 

[TxRad]

Fergie.

With or without a stake through her heart?

 

[shereads]

With or without a stake through her heart?

That's not a stake, and it's not in her heart.

 

[TxRad]

That's not a stake, and it's not in her heart.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Fergie.

http://www.icpin.com/titles/fergie.jpg

Not this one, right?

 

[TxRad]

http://www.icpin.com/titles/fergie.jpg

Not this one, right?

No!... she's supposed to be under my tree.......

 

[ABSTRUSE]

No!... she's supposed to be under my tree.......

My stomach looks like that, but I encased it in fat so it won't break.

 

[TxRad]

My stomach looks like that, but I encased it in fat so it won't break.

It would make a better pillow that way also....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It would make a better pillow that way also....

Charmer.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

She also got the entire AbFab box set.!!