What's the worst .................

[grant_s]

..... pick up line you ever used and or heard?

 

[CordTallos]

Never used either, but the worst I've heard is...

"Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind all night."

Witha close second being...

If i could change the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

 

[grant_s]

Worst I've heard is

Sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that rises, the guy got a nice warm slap across his face

 

[CalibratedUnrat]

I lost my number... can I have yours?

Nice shoes. Wanna fuck.

 

[paperxairplanes]

"Do you come here often?"
Creative much? I hate this more than a dirty pick up line.

(Uses index finger to call me over) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

worst ever heard
damn baby,,,i wanna drink champagne outta your ass crack

 

[mrtnmoon]

worst ever heard
damn baby,,,i wanna drink champagne outta your ass crack

hahahahahaaahahaaaa!!!!

definitely a bad line, but funny as hell that someone actually used it.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

hahahahahaaahahaaaa!!!!

definitely a bad line, but funny as hell that someone actually used it.

he was GROSS
he had 2 teeth,,,,and one of those was dirty
wearing a velour barf green track suit with white trainers
why were his shoes so clean but his teeth were so dirty?
weird

 

[mrtnmoon]

why were his shoes so clean but his teeth were so dirty?

the disgustingly obvious answer is that some women must have enjoyed the idea of being his champagne glass. err... ass.

 

[behindthewheel]

I have heard the line..... 'Get your jacket, you have pulled'

 

[Yes_YEs_YES]

worst ever heard
damn baby,,,i wanna drink champagne outta your ass crack

OMG!!!! and you could resist this???????

that I think has to be the worst I've EVER heard...the visual of him makes it all the much more tempting

 

[Yes_YEs_YES]

"Do you come here often?"
Creative much? I hate this more than a dirty pick up line.

(Uses index finger to call me over) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."

The second one is at least creative...the first not so much.

 

[BoomerP]

I lost my number... can I have yours?

I kinda like that one, it's cute

 

[ImpishSeraph]

"I'd love to have that red on my head"

 

[Guest]

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too


Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?

The second one amuses me

 

[Morrigu]

Your arse is devine and made to be mine.

 

[Yes_YEs_YES]

Can I catch those falling stars with my tongue?

reference to my tatoo

 

[Sassyfrass]

"Don't I know you ?"

SUPER LAME

 

[grant_s]

Heres one I heard tonight

Guy walks up to girl
"Did that hurt?"
Girl looks at guy confused
"What are you talking about?"
Guys says to girl
"Your fall from the sky angel"

she smiled but I dont think he got lucky

 

[Daizie]

If I followed you home, would you keep me? I just kinda rolled my eyes at that one.

Him: Do I know you?
Me: No.
Him: Can I?

More eyerolling.

 

[grant_s]

Did you miss me
*Frown*
Oh Im sorry we haven't met, I'm ...... what's your name?