What's the WORST thing you've heard in bed?

[Lovepotion69]

Curtesy of Nora, tell me what's the worst thing(s) you've ever heard in bed!



/LP

 

[superlittlegirl]

"Umm, I realized that the condom broke just as I started to come."

Yeah right.

 

[APhil]

"Is that what I think it is?"


*wilt*

 

[celiaKitten]

*Don't touch it!*

in reference to his nipple ... he had a problem with having them touched .. it was rather awkward

 

[floridaguy64]

Uhhhhhhh...........

Honey, I'm Home!

 

[Lovepotion69]

hehe Keep 'em cumming people!

I'm off to work, but I hope to see som fun responses when I get back!

/LP

 

[freakygirl]

Oh god.. Cindy.. You are incredible. I love you!


My name is Jennifer

 

[Liontamr]

When I was 17 and just starting to get sexualy active an ex-gf noted how full of energy I was on one particular night by saying "damn you're horny tonight!" And with that I flat out froze. I was so taken back by being called "horny" and thinking it was meant in a bad way when in all reality I was just not used to hearing her talk sexualy anywhere close to that level.



Other than that, the only other thing I can think of that was the worst thing I heard in bed was not hearing much of anything at all. I haven't had a "vocal" partner yet.

 

[Guest]

"Oh teach me baby, teach me" from an inexperienced almost lover.

 

[Guest]

or..."Can I just put it inside?"

 

[StrawberryPez]

Other than that, the only other thing I can think of that was the worst thing I heard in bed was not hearing much of anything at all. I haven't had a "vocal" partner yet.

Mine would have to be....
(and this was said DURING sex)
" I really want to fuck your friend P.J."

 

[Liontamr]

Thank you for making that very important correction Pez! No vocal partner yet, but that will change no doubt!

 

[Lost Cause]

This comes to mind...

"Momma will be right out after she's done being busy, baby!"
(An old girlfriend yelling in the middle of it to her kid that had just woke up in the other room from a nap)

 

[BrenVarouse]

Worst thing for a man to hear EVER...

"Did your cock get smaller?"

 

[pocket73]

Ha I love this thread...

The worst thing... well that would have to be while during sex my girly picked up the phone and started having a conversation....she didn't let the machine pick up ever....weekends sucked eggs.

 

[Lust Engine]

"Omigod! I think my parents are home early from up north!" as we're fucking in their bedroom.

 

[MNGuy]

"Oh God!" (Sob) "Don't hit me!" (Sound of slapping) "Aaagghh! Don't! Pleaase don't!" (More hitting noise)

It was summer, we were lying in bed, I had my apartment window open, so did the neighbor. He was beating his girlfriend. I called the cops, then when they showed up she stuck up for him.

 

[DevilBoy79]

Re: Uhhhhhhh...........

Honey, I'm Home!

omg that would of been so funny, umm i would have to say the pitter padder of litle feet and a voice calling uncle damn her!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

My Mother Inlaws voice at the open bedroom door in MY house. lol

 

[riff]

fffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrttttt

LOL

 

[LadyFyre]

I didn't say it, (good lord no!) but one of my good friends was screwing this chick and she said, get this, "If I get pregnant, we have to get married". Needless to say, he fucked her for quite a while, but never came insider her.

 

[Soblue]

"I'm too tired"

 

[islandman]

Stop! That's enough sex for one day. You're wearing me out! - nameless

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Oh god.. Cindy.. You are incredible. I love you!


My name is Jennifer

Yeah, this one has happened to me before, too. "Oh, God, fuck me, Greg. . . !"

Obviously, my name's not Greg.

The worst part came a few moments later, though, when I found out that she had not only not broken up with Greg the previous week, as she had intended to do, but had spent the week fucking him.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

"honey, you want meatloaf or hamburgers for dinner tommorow night?"