What's the worst pick up line that has used on you or that you have heard of?

[Angelus]

I have never used this pick up line.... I swear that I haven't but someone told me this line that was used one her once and I thought it was the worst and the funniest one I have ever heard.

It was:
I would love to see you wearing white on our wedding day?

Now, tell me honestly- what do you think of that one and has someone ever used something like that or something worse on you?

 

[Debbie]

Hi Angelus. It isn't the worst I've heard but it still makes me groan. I have a few that have been used on me.

You have a beautiful body.
Will you hold that against me?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Let me take you somewhere better.

Can I buy you a drink? I need another. You are so hot
you are making the ice in my drink melt.

Where have you been all my life?

Hi, so and so. (Hugging me) Oh sorry I mistook you for someone else. Can I buy you a drink to apologise?

 

[Angelus]

Okay.... hurl factor to every one of those lines is high.

I repeat hurl factor is high.


How to us guys expect to get a women if we continue to use stupid lines like those.... I mean, come on.

 

[juicylips]

debbie...I'm so fucking CRUSHED.

I was so sincere. Really.

JL


btw- I don't get pick up lines used on me. I just get groped alot.

 

[Debbie]

debbie...I'm so fucking CRUSHED.

I was so sincere. Really.

JL

I know you were sincere. But were they the best you could do? I mean I was gagging for it.

 

[russell]

I have never used this one ..I love every bone in your body,especially mine

 

[mig]

Not exactly a pick-up line.

In a cafe,girl sits,legs apart,showing everything.

Guy walks over,places a penny on the table.Girl asks,'What's that
for'.
Guy replies,You're advertising,I'm buying'.

It worked,they're still married 20 years later.