One who is too terrified to let Americans know that the product he/it manufactures is made of--are you sitting down?-- foreign materials?
Reading the back of a Proctor and Gamble Shampoo bottle, I was fortunate enough to learn, and you all will be pleased to know, that it was: "Made in the USA of mainly US ingredients".
(Thank god, I'd been using that stuff in my hair!)
The really funny thing is, I thought to myself, "hmmmmm, mainly US ingredients... that must mean those with the greatest volume... and that would have to be..." Quickly I scan back up to the list of ingredients to confirm, Yes! The primary ingredient is in fact: "water".
Ha!
Or should I say, "goddamned canadian dimethicone! Do they realize how many american mule drivers they're putting out of work... and what of the sodium chloride producers!" Why are we spending our time in Iraq when we should be making it safe to enter our bathrooms again!
Reading the back of a Proctor and Gamble Shampoo bottle, I was fortunate enough to learn, and you all will be pleased to know, that it was: "Made in the USA of mainly US ingredients".
(Thank god, I'd been using that stuff in my hair!)
The really funny thing is, I thought to myself, "hmmmmm, mainly US ingredients... that must mean those with the greatest volume... and that would have to be..." Quickly I scan back up to the list of ingredients to confirm, Yes! The primary ingredient is in fact: "water".
Ha!
Or should I say, "goddamned canadian dimethicone! Do they realize how many american mule drivers they're putting out of work... and what of the sodium chloride producers!" Why are we spending our time in Iraq when we should be making it safe to enter our bathrooms again!