What's the weirdest sex session you ever had?

[tw63]

Every now and then I remember something that really stands out about a sex session I had and I wondered what wild, wierd and freaky things have happened to others.

Here is my most "scarry" experience, and its true!

Through an online dating site I met a women and agreed to meet her. After an 8 hour drive we connected at a cofee shop in Edmonton Alberta. We agreed to share a room and spend the night together. After having protected sex for a while, I discovered the condom had vanished! It was no where, not the bed or floor. (A week later she told me she found it inside herself.)

We decided to keep having fun anyway. After licking her and making her cum we started changing positions. Thats when I saw what freaked me out. I swear her eyes were glowing red like they were lit from inside her head. I'd never seen anything like that before or since.

 

[Aliceinchains36]

Everybody shut up! I hear the twilight zone!

Did you finish after you saw her eyes? Did she act weird? Was there anything else strange about her besides the eyes and condom? Did she want a baby? Did her pussy feel weird? Was she into any weird stuff?

I'm just going to cut to the chase. Was she an alien!?!?!?!?!?

 

[tw63]

Everybody shut up! I hear the twilight zone!

Did you finish after you saw her eyes? Did she act weird? Was there anything else strange about her besides the eyes and condom? Did she want a baby? Did her pussy feel weird? Was she into any weird stuff?

I'm just going to cut to the chase. Was she an alien!?!?!?!?!?

Twilight zone eh? Good one. Just the eyes, I freaked for just a moment then carried on. No baby that I know of, at least on this planet.

As for her pussy, it just felt great.

 

[happyamy]

A threesome in an outhouse at a camp site. I still can't believe I was able to do it. It stank so bad. But I was young and crazy horny and we did it. A very tight fit too.

 

[Seamus44]

A threesome in an outhouse at a camp site. I still can't believe I was able to do it. It stank so bad. But I was young and crazy horny and we did it. A very tight fit too.

Inside the outhouse or inside you..or both

 

[happyamy]

Inside the outhouse or inside you..or both

Both. Not a lot of room to work with for three people. It wasn't a portable one. It was built there by the park so it was bigger than the typical. But still, pretty small for three people moving in various directions with arms and legs all over the place.

 

[Seamus44]

Both. Not a lot of room to work with for three people. It wasn't a portable one. It was built there by the park so it was bigger than the typical. But still, pretty small for three people moving in various directions with arms and legs all over the place.

"If this shitter is rockin don't bother knockin "

 

[Aliceinchains36]

Twilight zone eh? Good one. Just the eyes, I freaked for just a moment then carried on. No baby that I know of, at least on this planet.

As for her pussy, it just felt great.

Maybe she was part albino?

 

[tw63]

Maybe she was part albino?

Sorry, I don't get the significance of the albinism reference.

What about you Aliceinchains36, what was your weirdest experience?

 

[Aliceinchains36]

Sorry, I don't get the significance of the albinism reference.

What about you Aliceinchains36, what was your weirdest experience?

They have red eyes.

And I haven't had one. I'm still a maiden

 

[tw63]

They have red eyes.

And I haven't had one. I'm still a maiden

Some times I just have to shake my head in shame...
As for being a maiden, keep it while you can. Once it's gone, it's gone!

 

[Lurking2016]

Lol wtf.

 

[FGB]

Original Murine eye drops and a black light always got a scream out of most people and a couple of females pissed their pants in the old days...

Glowing yellow green eyes is always a hoot!

 

[Lurking2016]

The last guy gave me like 3 seconds to be ready, shoved it in dry, couldn't keep it up, pulled out and then acted like it was my fault for making him wait. I think he's too used to 40+ year old constantly horny cougars and they ruined him.

 

[Rachel_X]

Mine involved guns being pointed at heads.
But that's all I'll say about that.

 

[Gwanji16]

A foursome in a shower at a party after a football match in London. First time I ever saw a girl I was dating give head to another guy, but his girl friend was sucking me, so there was balance, I guess. And people were walking into the bathroom to watch and to sometimes participate. Alcohol was involved.

 

[suckonsimon]

Mine has to be the time it was too soon after I had my vasectomy.

There's me all bandaged, big-balled and purple and ... well we just couldn't wait. For a long time after that I had this sneaky suspicion that we might have undone what they did to me. But no end of shagging and no more babies later, I needn't have worried!

Thing is, her doing it all - oral and then penetration - all very gentle and slow motion, was ... very pleasant indeed!

 

[RipRespon]

First time I had intercourse.

A school friend was kicked out of her house (lousy parents) and came to stay with us. My dad was out of town so just my brother and I were home. I wanted to sleep with her, she wanted to sleep with my older brother. Crazy jealous, I sat outside of his room listening to her trying to get him to have sex. He wasn't interested because of his girlfriend. Finally she gave up, goes to my dad's room to sleep. I follow her in, she's reluctant but doesn't stop me from making out. Soon we're both naked, I sneak on a condom, from my dad's nightstand, without her knowing. I stick it in, cum immediately, then I just freeze up as she lay under me not moving or saying anything. Not know what to do next and embarrassed by my premature orgasm I left her without saying anything and went back to my bedroom. Very awkward, very weird.

After that we dated for a couple weeks out of obligation, but the sex never got better.

 

[UrbanBohemian]

That one time a young woman asked me to fist her ass. That was pretty weird. There was a lot of KY involved.

 

[Lurking2016]

First time I had intercourse.

A school friend was kicked out of her house (lousy parents) and came to stay with us. My dad was out of town so just my brother and I were home. I wanted to sleep with her, she wanted to sleep with my older brother. Crazy jealous, I sat outside of his room listening to her trying to get him to have sex. He wasn't interested because of his girlfriend. Finally she gave up, goes to my dad's room to sleep. I follow her in, she's reluctant but doesn't stop me from making out. Soon we're both naked, I sneak on a condom, from my dad's nightstand, without her knowing. I stick it in, cum immediately, then I just freeze up as she lay under me not moving or saying anything. Not know what to do next and embarrassed by my premature orgasm I left her without saying anything and went back to my bedroom. Very awkward, very weird.

After that we dated for a couple weeks out of obligation, but the sex never got better.

lmfao

 

[bibethhotwet]

A number of years ago we made a hook up with two other couples and met at one of their homes. They had converted a bonus room over their garage into a sex room of sorts with two king size beds side by side. We had all indulged in a bit of very strong marijuana and I remember a stereo playing Ozzy Ozborne. One of the women flipped the light switch off and then illuminated the room with black lights. I had not noticed it before but on one of the walls was a large pentagram inside a circle that was very pronounced under the black light and probably my stoned condition. It was a very great night of sex but while the host husband was fucking me doggy style I could not take my eyes off that pentagram. Sexy and scary at the same time.

 

[UrbanBohemian]

A number of years ago we made a hook up with two other couples and met at one of their homes. They had converted a bonus room over their garage into a sex room of sorts with two king size beds side by side. We had all indulged in a bit of very strong marijuana and I remember a stereo playing Ozzy Ozborne. One of the women flipped the light switch off and then illuminated the room with black lights. I had not noticed it before but on one of the walls was a large pentagram inside a circle that was very pronounced under the black light and probably my stoned condition. It was a very great night of sex but while the host husband was fucking me doggy style I could not take my eyes off that pentagram. Sexy and scary at the same time.

I've never liked having sex when I'm stoned. I always feel super weird about mixing drugs and sex. A long time ago I had an ex-girlfriend at my house when she was having a bad week so she was sad and lonely. I don't usually even talk to ex-girlfriends of mine but she and I were friends for a while. She couldn't sleep so I gave her one of my sleeping pills I took at the time and she really REALLY wanted to fuck right after she took it. I was not crazy about the idea but I did end up doing it just because she seemed so sad. I still feel weird about it.

 

[smilingandwet]

Not too weird, but just bad...he basically jack hammered me the entire time then when I didn't finish told me "I know I'm bad at sex but if you like me you can help me"...the fact that he was a total tool did not help his case. Never saw him again!