What's the weirdest PM you've ever gotten

[CandiCame]

Mine's gotta be a role-play someone wanted me to do that involved father/daughter incest. I was supposed to be the daughter.



Odd for a number of reasons. I don't really do the RP stuff unless it's actually someone there, in my bedroom (like how I'd rather play video games w/someone on my couch instead of over the net- I'm weird like that).

Just wondering what everyone else has gotten- brighten my day up!

 

[CJontherocks]

I've never gotten a weird PM.

Hey, how come I never get weird PMs?

 

[SquiresBoy]

Hey, how come I never get weird PMs?

Maybe it's like that saying... "Every neighborhood has that one weird family no one likes. If you don't know who it is, odds are, it's you." Maybe YOU'RE the one sending them!

~hasn't really gotten any, either. Hmmmm~

 

[yours_forever]

weirdest one I have gotten is from a guy asking if he got turned on by shemales does that make him a bi-a mystery... didnt even know how to respond to that.. :confussed:

 

[sereneone4u]

Some guy wanting to buy my worn panties...

 

[albertaboy]

My wife used to post here and had a Am Pics thread and got some weird ones.

One guy used to send seriously creepy ones, they stopped when I kind of shot him down, but the weirdest one was a young guy who had a thing for his mother and wanted my wife to talk dirty to him and say she was his Mom.

She didn't reply.

 

[boredVAwife]

Some guy wanting to buy my worn panties...

ok I have been called lots of things but a guy? That hurt worse than you telling me no.

 

[Missingout]

I've gotten over 30 messages but none were that weird.
Some advice about wife sharing, some about how I'm curious about sucking my first cock and alot about my wife (looks, size, her love for cum in her mouth).

I don't mind. If it's to weird for me I'll politely decline.
I'd love to get some humiliating pm's about my small cock (4 1/8" L x 3 1/8 around) and the way I can't satisfy my wife. Telling me how full she'll be with Tom who will hopefully be in her real soon.

 

[Ellafun]

In my profile it says I'm a mom...and I was asked if mothers masturbate.

at least he spelled "masturbate" correctly.

 

[ProfBoxers]

Some guy asked me in text speak if I lived with my parents, and if I masturbated in my parents underwear.

Ick.

 

[sereneone4u]

ok I have been called lots of things but a guy? That hurt worse than you telling me no.

*laughing merrily*

kiss kiss

 

[boredVAwife]

Do ya take a check?

EDIT: did someone really wanna buy them or was he joking?

 

[sereneone4u]

Do ya take a check?

EDIT: did someone really wanna buy them or was he joking?

He did!

He offered me fifty bucks plus the price of the panties. He had a certain type he wanted me to wear and wanted them worn all day and not washed...lol

I am sure I was not the only one.

 

[boredVAwife]

hey, ummm, you don't remember his screen name do ya. seriously that is a bit ....eww

 

[sereneone4u]

hey, ummm, you don't remember his screen name do ya. seriously that is a bit ....eww

It was a couple of years ago and I have received many weird PMs, believe me.

 

[boredVAwife]

It was a couple of years ago and I have received many weird PMs, believe me.

I am willing to bet that someone has or would actually take him up on that.
Wouldn't ya just love to see the dog sniffers at the post office with that pkg? "sir, not sure if this one is explosive but the dog keeps humping it"

 

[sereneone4u]

I am willing to bet that someone has or would actually take him up on that.
Wouldn't ya just love to see the dog sniffers at the post office with that pkg? "sir, not sure if this one is explosive but the dog keeps humping it"

OMG

You have the best sense of humor, EVER!

 

[LucyH]

I've gotten some really bizarre ones, but the weirdest was on another board, where some guy who declared out of the blue that he was my new master, and I needed to go live with him and obey him etc... Then he got mad and accused me of being a time waster when I replied with my own set of silly demands, and blocked me pointedly.

I guess that probably was a waste of time, but I got a giggle out of it, at least.

 

[bigglles]

Awhile back someone PM'd me a description of photosynthesis. I still don't know why.

 

[boredVAwife]

I've gotten some really bizarre ones, but the weirdest was on another board, where some guy who declared out of the blue that he was my new master, and I needed to go live with him and obey him etc... Then he got mad and accused me of being a time waster when I replied with my own set of silly demands, and blocked me pointedly.

I guess that probably was a waste of time, but I got a giggle out of it, at least.

Enough chocolate and my eyes will get all squiggly and I will thro my arms up and follow most anyone anywhere. *yes master yes master.....must have chocolate*

 

[Girl2P4U]

I received one a few weeks back , telling how amazing my cock was last night. Strange because God did not equip me with one at birth, the only ones I own are safely in my night stand, and they are only shared with Karen and myself. But it made me laugh.

 

[LucyH]

Awhile back someone PM'd me a description of photosynthesis. I still don't know why.

You win the "almost made tea come out my nose" prize for today.

 

[tfw48060]

In my profile it says I'm a mom...and I was asked if mothers masturbate.

at least he spelled "masturbate" correctly.

Well do they?

 

[Rolando2]

I am willing to bet that someone has or would actually take him up on that.
Wouldn't ya just love to see the dog sniffers at the post office with that pkg? "sir, not sure if this one is explosive but the dog keeps humping it"

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-wFQwO1EG8D4/TYDdWaHSLiI/AAAAAAAABiU/Wf4PaPvgnBg/s125/1.6.gif

 

[xNaughtyKittenx]

I've never gotten a weird PM.

Hey, how come I never get weird PMs?

I was thinking the same thing....