What's the strangest sex toy you've evr used?

[Guest]

This came up on a radio talk-show: What's the strangest sex toy you've evr put in you?

Answers included:

Head of a GI-Joe doll.
Long nose of a Mickey Mouse doll or teddy bear.
Cylindrical "Tickle roll-on" deodorant can.

I guess sometimes a girl's gotta take whatever she can get her hands on. When you're horny, you're horny, and you gotta improvise.

MY strangest improvised sex toy was probably when I was wrapping rolls of quarters, and their shape kinda got me hot and experimenting. The weight wasn't too comfortable, but the length and diameter felt nice.

So, how would YOU answer this question?

-- angela69

 

[glamorilla]

um.

a chemistry lab beaker.

 

[lilminx]

Some answers are in this thread:

Weird ways to get off

 

[Suzi]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Let's seeeee....

Neck on empty wine bottle
banana
cucumber
handle of hairbrush
the pole for catching toy circus rings
flashlight (Mag light)

 

[Lasz]

Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

the pole for catching toy circus rings

OH my god I am never going to look at that thing the same way ever again. I guess Fisher Price does know how to please the ladies

 

[Guest]

 

[GuyJD]

My right hand & Gold Bond medicated lotion...........LOL

What makes it strange is that I'm left handed.

 

[Guest]

Handle of a parasol.

 

[GuyJD]

Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Let's seeeee....
flashlight (Mag light)

OMG, not the 18 inch type, I hope.
That's the kind that I used when I was a cop. LOL