Whats the one line that never fails to make your insides curl up & wanna start sexin?

[KillerMuffin]

In the stories on the site? We all have stories we love to go back and read over and over and over again, they'd be dog eared and splattered if they weren't on the ether, but what particular line from those stories just grabs your sexual attention?

My favorite line, well, it makes my laugh whenever I see it, is the funniest one of 1999. I kinda feel sorry for the guy, but I can't stop laughing either. "I was so embarrassed. The dog had out fucked me." My daughter Jenna Pt. 2 by Anders

The one string of words that never fails to make my insides clamp down and get all drippy, that one is harder. The one that makes my insides shiver and makes me think of sex is from poetry, which I don't particularly care for, by Solar Dragon, called the Funk of Life. "The woman's pussy grabbed his cock tight,his cock made her flow a river of want that dripped to his balls."

For some reason, this just seems to get me excited and I don't really know why.

Okay, I fessed up, your turn. What string of words on a story seems to do it for you. Gets you going, makes you excited, touches that part of your brain that says YES!! Sex is on the menu!!! C'mon, fess up!

 

[Ambrosious]

Either "Let's fuck" or "Here, boy"

Gets me every time

 

[Thor's Hammer]

The whispered words from Muffin, "I want your body. I'm going to screw your brains out, baby."

OMG! Did I say that?

 

[Latina]

What really does it for me is an email I got once from a woman responding to one of my stories:

"Oral sex IS important in marriage, and don't let anyone tell you it isn't. Don't marry that man unless he can do a damned good job of eating your pussy, or you'll eventually realize that you sacrificed what was REALLY important."

That is some of the best and sexiest advice I've ever read, and it always gets me a bit turned on to reread her words. Not sure why. I feel for her, sounds like she regretfully found out too late that her husband couldn't eat pussy worth a damn. Her words bring back lovely memories of my husband's head sweetly tucked between my eager thighs, maybe that's why reading her words always turns me on so.

--Latina (who is really Bill Gates, as are all of you)


"As a woman rides, the bucking and shaking of the horse rubs right through her tight riding breeches. For a young virginal lady, no matter how properly raised, all this rubbing against her female parts just can't HELP but excite her young, hot little pussy. As the galloping horse, and the hard leather saddle, just keep rubbing hard up against her clit, her excited little love button just grows and grows, longer and harder, into a hard little nub, and pretty soon she just can't HELP herself. I mean, NO girl can last very long from such hot stimulation, and she just starts oozing her warm, creamy satisfaction all over the inside of her skimpy little panties, and dribbling her lustful relief all down their thighs. And that's WHY, when a girl is maturing into womanhood, if she has ANY experience with riding horses, when she goes horse-back riding, she will ALWAYS wear riding breeches that are a dark color. Because dark colors hide the stains of the slick, sticky juices that the horse's motions have coaxed out of their hot little slit. And she will ALWAYS return from such a ride, with a HUGE, happy, satisfied grin on her face."

So, how many Clydesdales DOES it take to pull a girl off a guy's face? And who is more reluctant to separate, the guy doing the eating or the girl being eaten?

 

[ElaineWest]

"I demand that you fuck me...real good." (it's best if done in a breathy whisper) Oh god I'm shivering.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I love the stories.....

And God knows I like slow foreplay - but, but, but......

These simple words can and do set me a churning.....

"God I'm wet!"

 

[Jade]

"Come on baby; we ain't nothin but mammals.
So let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!"


MUAHAHAHAAA Okay, but seriously.....

It is not so much that initial sentence... but where his hands are placed on my body, as to whether or not I will be wanting to cream for him or not.

HTH


(OMG did I just say that? Should I take it back?)

 

[Jade]

Re: I love the stories.....

And God knows I like slow foreplay - but, but, but......

These simple words can and do set me a churning.....

"God I'm wet!"

OH.. BTW...


GOD I'm WET!


wetwetwetwetwet

 

[Expertise]

Laurrrrelllll

Jades not playin' fair

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

BOING!

DOUBLE BOING!!!

 

[Jade]

Re: Laurrrrelllll

Jades not playin' fair

Expertise... You know what happens to tattletales don't you?

(*Hands on Hips*)

 

[Jade]

Re: BOING!

DOUBLE BOING!!!

Hope you are at least 21 baby!
You will need to be to handle what I am going to dish out for ya!

(Sorry... feeling so naughty today.. hope you don't mind!)

 

[Expertise]

Oh yes Jade we mind.

Please stop. We hate it. Its like thinking of dead kittens.

 

[April]

LOL Go Jade!

 

[Latina]

Just remembered I wrote a story on phrases that have increasingly more powerful magic when used on one you love, starting with "I love you" and ending with the most powerful magic in the universe, "I want to suck your cock."

http://www.literotica.com/storyxs/stories/lim_ir_1001_e0.shtml

-- Latina

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Man!!!!

Out of all the "voices in my head," while reading these posts - Latina's is the one with the thickest accent. Can you all hear it too?

 

[Expertise]

A la Johnny Fever

Its right up there with the one telling me to chuck it all and become a golf pro.

That is a phrase that no guy heterosexual or homosexual minds hearing.

*the above would be british understatement*

 

[Jade]

LOL Go Jade!

Yea!!
Why don't you "Go" with me girlfriend?!!

Wait... or would that be.. "Come" .. with me?

 

[Latina]

"That is a phrase that no guy heterosexual or homosexual minds hearing."

I guess I can understand that. It would be like me objecting to the flipside of that phrase, "I want to nibble your clit" or "I want to lick-up all your juices." Or as my Frank likes to say "let me taste your sweet juices, and don't hold ANYTHING back".

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

-- Latina (fanning myself: is it getting hot in here or is it just me?)

 

[Jade]

Oh Latina.. GOOD ones!!

 

[Expertise]

My prefered phrase (to offer) is

"I want to lick Every (remembering my rim jobs 'r us jibe from yesterday) square inch of your body like it was ice cream."

In the runner up position

"You are sooo sweet and wet baby, please let me lick you."

 

[Latina]

This one seems to work well on him too, when cooed in a baby-talk sort of voice: "Can daddy come in and play?"
Or just a straight-out raunchy whining plea to "bang my walls" seems pretty effective, too.



-- Latina

 

[Cheri]

Sorry Muff, no one phrase or story puts the squeeze on me, it's more like the feeling I get when reading them. I also love the creamy underwear thingy that reminds me of make out sessions on the couch with with gropey young boys wanting so badly to just do it but being afraid someone would get up and go to the bathroom. Damn I love that feeling!

 

[Expertise]

sophmoric I know

Dear Latina

Wouldn't a construction/demolition fetish belong in the silly sex thread

 

[Latina]

"Wouldn't a construction/demolition fetish belong in the silly sex thread?"

Bang my walls, baby. Drill me. Hammer my clit. Nail me!
Oh, baby, yes, yes, YES!!!

-- Latina